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[unlucky mark mv6]

Inspector from the council just been round to inspect the damp problem we have in the bedroom and landing around the window areas,and says we cant do anything about it ,and just to put kitchen and bathroom paint on it ,rather than reseal window frames outside which are all split,and fit an air vent,how the hell do these idiots get the jobs.

[waspy]

Don't let the problem drop, you have to keep on at them sometimes
They hope you'll give up & do it yourself, that saves them money.

[ScottieMV6]

Got exactly the same problem here Mark albeit with a private landlord. Refuses to do any work to maintain the property.

I wrote a fairly strongly worded letter to his letting agent advising them that they had 14 days to get the problem sorted before I started witholding the rent.

Funnily enough they got the problem sorted.

[Richie London]

could be a few things that causes it, poor ventilation, water getting in from outside, not enough heating. my hallway in my other flat used to drip water until they put a vent on wall and a heater at bottom of stairs. can be solved quite easy when you know the cause.

[redelitev6]

Inspector from the council just been round to inspect the damp problem we have in the bedroom and landing around the window areas,and says we cant do anything about it ,and just to put kitchen and bathroom paint on it ,rather than reseal window frames outside which are all split,and fit an air vent,how the hell do these idiots get the jobs.

  i got my job on the council by s******g the boss                                                     

[waspy]

Inspector from the council just been round to inspect the damp problem we have in the bedroom and landing around the window areas,and says we cant do anything about it ,and just to put kitchen and bathroom paint on it ,rather than reseal window frames outside which are all split,and fit an air vent,how the hell do these idiots get the jobs.

  i got my job on the council by s******g the boss                                                     

 :-?
Shooting?
Shaging?
Shafting?
 :-/

[Richie London]

Inspector from the council just been round to inspect the damp problem we have in the bedroom and landing around the window areas,and says we cant do anything about it ,and just to put kitchen and bathroom paint on it ,rather than reseal window frames outside which are all split,and fit an air vent,how the hell do these idiots get the jobs.

  i got my job on the council by s******g the boss                                                     

 :-?
Shooting?
Shaging?
Shafting?
 :-/

sucking? 

[Gaffers]

Inspector from the council just been round to inspect the damp problem we have in the bedroom and landing around the window areas,and says we cant do anything about it ,and just to put kitchen and bathroom paint on it ,rather than reseal window frames outside which are all split,and fit an air vent,how the hell do these idiots get the jobs.

  i got my job on the council by s******g the boss                                                     

 :-?
Shooting?
Shaging?
Shafting?
 :-/

sucking? 

Sounds like he's been firing up the range ;-)

[Boxvictor]

Inspector from the council just been round to inspect the damp problem we have in the bedroom and landing around the window areas,and says we cant do anything about it ,and just to put kitchen and bathroom paint on it ,rather than reseal window frames outside which are all split,and fit an air vent,how the hell do these idiots get the jobs.

  i got my job on the council by s******g the boss                                                     

 :-?
Shooting?
Shaging?
Shafting?
 :-/

sucking? 

Sounds like he's been firing up the range ;-)

All my bosses have been big hairy monster's... 

[Dishevelled Den]

Inspector from the council just been round to inspect the damp problem we have in the bedroom and landing around the window areas,and says we cant do anything about it ,and just to put kitchen and bathroom paint on it ,rather than reseal window frames outside which are all split,and fit an air vent,how the hell do these idiots get the jobs.

  i got my job on the council by s******g the boss                                                     

 :-?
Shooting?
Shaging?
Shafting?
 :-/

sucking? 

Sounds like he's been firing up the range ;-)

All my bosses have been big hairy monster's... 

I think you'll find the term 'bear' is the generally accepted one

[redelitev6]

Inspector from the council just been round to inspect the damp problem we have in the bedroom and landing around the window areas,and says we cant do anything about it ,and just to put kitchen and bathroom paint on it ,rather than reseal window frames outside which are all split,and fit an air vent,how the hell do these idiots get the jobs.

  i got my job on the council by s******g the boss                                                     

 :-?
Shooting?
Shaging?
Shafting?
 :-/

any of the above answers would do !!

[Kevin Wood]

Inspector from the council just been round to inspect the damp problem we have in the bedroom and landing around the window areas,and says we cant do anything about it ,and just to put kitchen and bathroom paint on it ,rather than reseal window frames outside which are all split,and fit an air vent,how the hell do these idiots get the jobs.

  i got my job on the council by s******g the boss                                                     

 :-?
Shooting?
Shaging?
Shafting?
 :-/

sucking? 

Sounds like he's been firing up the range ;-)

All my bosses have been big hairy monster's... 

Good point.

Sodomising, perhaps?

 

Kevin

[Gaffers]

It's like a bloody crossword in here...... Has anyone got the answer to 6 down yet?

[cleggy]

Max Mosely

[hotel21]

It's like a bloody crossword in here...... Has anyone got the answer to 6 down yet?

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