Off to India soon, so I thought I'd take a few rupees. Looked up
http://travelmoney.moneysavingexpert.com/ to get the best rate. HSBC look useful as they have branches near me.
Phoned them up, an female Indian voice answers. " Welcome to HSBC, how may I be of assistance today Sir?"
" I want to buy some Rupees"
" Are you travelling to India Sir? If so, I am very sorry (try and imagine the head shaking bit)but it is forbidden to import rupees into India."
" How come that you are advertised with a good rate on this website"
" That is for information only, and for traveller's cheques"
" OK, I'll have some Rupee travellers cheques"
" I'm very sorry (head shaking) there is no such thing as Rupee Traveller's Cheques"
This went on for a while as I was enjoying the surreality of it.Finally: Me " Are you by any chance in India?"
" Yes sir, and may I help you with anything else today?"
I had to ring off as I was virtually speechless by now.
