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[TheBoy]

my boy has stopped football at school, said its a poofs game.does boxing and rugby now, he is even trying to get in a rugby team now locally.  wears a gum shield at school when he plays and goes in hard.we do a lot of walking playing golf so hes quite fit but wont stop eating.

Those that have met me would not describe me as an athletic build

My trouble is, I used to do a real job, doing real, proper work.  And I ate no end, non stop. Usually the first pasty was polished off by 10am, normally washed down with a king size marathon, and a pack of crisps.  All before elevenses

I was always 9.5st, 5'10


Then I gave up real work, and became an office tosser, sat looking at screens all day.  Obviously my calorie intake plummetted, but so did the amount of physical work.  Straight up to 14.5st, where I have stayed ever since (last 15yrs)  .  I've shrunk a bit, height wise, as well as the years have progressed

[STMO999]

Many of those of us who are "around middle age" suffer from burping bottom or "malabsorbtion syndrome" as it is known (forgive spelling), i suffered from it dreadfully, it is an indication of a failing digestive system/poor diet but there is a cure -

Drinking - one drink a week at the very most, 3 cups of tea or coffee a day.

Smoking - poison - stop immediately, the greatest cause of heart attack / lung disease / blood disorders / digestive problems of all.

Red Meat - avoid all red meat ever again, Chicken and Fish is ok, but avoid Spicy Sausage Pizzas, all Crisps, MacDonalds, English breakfast, anything fried, any rubbish junk food - and definately no eating out - restaurant food is full of salt, fat and other nasties.

Fish, Chicken, Fruit, light veggies, cereals, brown wholemeal bread will soon cure you of the "parps", and extend your life and well being to boot!  8-)

i personally think its a load of 'dangle berries', my dad and all my aunts and uncles are in there mid 70s.my dad is 80 in oct they were all heavy drinkers, heavy smokers, ate what they liked, grew there own veg,not the crap in the stores today andnot what they were told to eat by the cretins who know best today. didnt rely on mummy and daddy to take them to school, they walked, did national service,worked in extreme weathers and just got on with it.they were fit,my mother had to bring up 6 kids and still had 2 jobs while my dad was working away 4 days a week thats why people are living longer. how many kids of the 60s, 70s and so on will live to reach that age, not many i reckon. i know people who never ever go out. what a wasted life that is sitting watching tv 7 days a week.

The key is our parents/grandparents generation did proper exercise (rather than the 'make you feel good inside, even though it doesn't help' 2hrs at a gay gym a week).

Also, the food they ate wasn't full of preservatives etc. When I was young, if you bought bacon, cheese, milk, etc, you ate it before it went off, ie. two days. None of this shrink wrapped meat with a best before date of 2015.

[sexydaz]

I really enjoyed what STWTSMBO prepared for dinner this evening - her personal version of Betty's Beef Hotpot complete with sliced spuds on the top and nicely browned.

Trouble is, I mixed it with a couple of bottles of after worke Leffe before dinner, then a glass of red with dinner, washed down by a long forgotten barcardi Gold or three whilst blasting baddies on the X-box.

Result is, mahoosively smelly botty burps.....   

She will not be happy with the Scots Oven thats currently brewing, methinks.....   [smiley=evil.gif]   

mmmmmm