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Twins
« on: 26 February 2010, 19:28:02 »
My mate just told me he's shagging twins. 'You jammy beggar' I said, 'can you tell them apart?'
'Oh yes' he said, 'Julie has got long blonde hair and Derek has a moustache'. ::)
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« Reply #1 on: 26 February 2010, 19:28:36 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #2 on: 26 February 2010, 19:29:08 »
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« Reply #3 on: 26 February 2010, 19:34:06 »
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« Reply #4 on: 26 February 2010, 20:24:18 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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« Reply #5 on: 26 February 2010, 20:42:44 »
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My mate just told me he's shagging twins. 'You jammy beggar' I said, 'can you tell them apart?'
'Oh yes' he said, 'Julie has got long blonde hair and Derek has a moustache'. ::)


Why is when people are always talking about themselves, but want to keep it quiet.. they always say "My mate say's" or "My mate did this"
You weirdo  ::)
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« Reply #6 on: 26 February 2010, 20:44:02 »
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My mate just told me he's shagging twins. 'You jammy beggar' I said, 'can you tell them apart?'
'Oh yes' he said, 'Julie has got long blonde hair and Derek has a moustache'. ::)


Why is when people are always talking about themselves, but want to keep it quiet.. they always say "My mate say's" or "My mate did this"
You weirdo  ::)


Hello Daz. Haven't seen you for a while. F*ck off again please. :y
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« Reply #7 on: 26 February 2010, 20:44:54 »
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My mate just told me he's shagging twins. 'You jammy beggar' I said, 'can you tell them apart?'
'Oh yes' he said, 'Julie has got long blonde hair and Derek has a moustache'. ::)


Why is when people are always talking about themselves, but want to keep it quiet.. they always say "My mate say's" or "My mate did this"
You weirdo  ::)


Hello Daz. Haven't seen you for a while. F*ck off again please. :y

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« Reply #8 on: 26 February 2010, 20:46:38 »
Hi Daz, who's rocked your boat mate :question ::)
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« Reply #9 on: 26 February 2010, 20:47:31 »
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My mate just told me he's shagging twins. 'You jammy beggar' I said, 'can you tell them apart?'
'Oh yes' he said, 'Julie has got long blonde hair and Derek has a moustache'. ::)


Why is when people are always talking about themselves, but want to keep it quiet.. they always say "My mate say's" or "My mate did this"
You weirdo  ::)


Hello Daz. Haven't seen you for a while. F*ck off again please. :y

Knobhead :P


Always resorting to the intellectual reply ;D
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« Reply #10 on: 26 February 2010, 20:49:48 »
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My mate just told me he's shagging twins. 'You jammy beggar' I said, 'can you tell them apart?'
'Oh yes' he said, 'Julie has got long blonde hair and Derek has a moustache'. ::)


Why is when people are always talking about themselves, but want to keep it quiet.. they always say "My mate say's" or "My mate did this"
You weirdo  ::)


Hello Daz. Haven't seen you for a while. F*ck off again please. :y

Knobhead :P


Always resorting to the intellectual reply ;D

Act your age not your shoe size dickwart ;D
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« Reply #11 on: 26 February 2010, 20:51:33 »
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My mate just told me he's shagging twins. 'You jammy beggar' I said, 'can you tell them apart?'
'Oh yes' he said, 'Julie has got long blonde hair and Derek has a moustache'. ::)


Why is when people are always talking about themselves, but want to keep it quiet.. they always say "My mate say's" or "My mate did this"
You weirdo  ::)


Hello Daz. Haven't seen you for a while. F*ck off again please. :y

Knobhead :P


Always resorting to the intellectual reply ;D

Act your age not your shoe size dickwart ;D

Remember, peabrain, I might come visit. :P
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« Reply #12 on: 26 February 2010, 20:52:36 »
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Hi Daz, who's rocked your boat mate :question ::)


That moron STMO, nobody likes him, and yet he thinks they do... he's deluded ::)
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« Reply #13 on: 26 February 2010, 20:53:33 »
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Hi Daz, who's rocked your boat mate :question ::)


That moron STMO, nobody likes him, and yet he thinks they do... he's deluded ::)


The name's STOM, James STOM. ;D
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« Reply #14 on: 26 February 2010, 20:54:07 »
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My mate just told me he's shagging twins. 'You jammy beggar' I said, 'can you tell them apart?'
'Oh yes' he said, 'Julie has got long blonde hair and Derek has a moustache'. ::)


Why is when people are always talking about themselves, but want to keep it quiet.. they always say "My mate say's" or "My mate did this"
You weirdo  ::)


Hello Daz. Haven't seen you for a while. F*ck off again please. :y

Knobhead :P


Always resorting to the intellectual reply ;D

Act your age not your shoe size dickwart ;D

Remember, peabrain, I might come visit. :P


Visit where? here? I would never in a million years ever invite you here!!
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