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STMO999

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Joke-not funny-dont even bother
« on: 26 February 2010, 20:11:38 »
If you groaned at the twins one, have some of this:

A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife , as usual, complained she had a headache. "Thought so," he said "I've been in the bathroom powdering my pen!s with crushed aspirin. How do you want it, orally or as a suppository?". ;D
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Re: Joke-not funny-dont even bother
« Reply #1 on: 26 February 2010, 20:13:11 »
....did she have the hump? :P
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Re: Joke-not funny-dont even bother
« Reply #2 on: 26 February 2010, 20:14:49 »
Where does the camel come in................ :-?
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Re: Joke-not funny-dont even bother
« Reply #3 on: 26 February 2010, 20:19:15 »
My lad came home with an 'Anti bullying' wristband today. I said "Did you get that from school?". He said "No. I took it off some fat, four-eyed, ginger kid". :)
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Re: Joke-not funny-dont even bother
« Reply #4 on: 26 February 2010, 20:23:16 »
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My lad came home with an 'Anti bullying' wristband today. I said "Did you get that from school?". He said "No. I took it off some fat, four-eyed, ginger kid". :)[/quote]


Poor kid but funny ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Joke-not funny-dont even bother
« Reply #5 on: 26 February 2010, 21:30:22 »
Your right it's not funny, so why did you even bother ::)
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« Reply #6 on: 26 February 2010, 21:33:41 »
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Your right it's not funny, so why did you even bother ::)

Cause I knew you wouldn't be able to resist reading it. Told you it was crap.
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« Reply #7 on: 26 February 2010, 21:35:45 »
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My lad came home with an 'Anti bullying' wristband today. I said "Did you get that from school?". He said "No. I took it off some fat, four-eyed, ginger kid". :)
Thats a good one  ;D ;D
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« Reply #8 on: 26 February 2010, 21:36:36 »
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Your right it's not funny, so why did you even bother ::)

Cause I knew you wouldn't be able to resist reading it. Told you it was crap.

Well at least for once your right, and agreeing with yourself ;D ;D...the medication's obviously working :y
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