
Tonight, I have to take Mrs to airport (at 3am!!!). So, took the barge to fill the tank with fuel just now. I went to the same BP garage I go to several times a week, when I fill my Corsa. Went to put fuel in ........ nothing. Waited.... still nothing. Looked over to the kiosk to see some lowlife waiving a board at me. Read it 'Pay first'.
I walked over to the kiosk and mentioned to the guy who sees me nearly everyday that I don't know how much the tank needs yet. 'You pay, you pay'. Don't you recognise me? I come in here most days to fill up my driving school car? Oh yes, hello. you pay now.
No, you keep your petrol old son and I will go to tescos - where I don't need to be strip searched to buy a rather mars bar!
So, off to Tesco I went and will do from now on.
Just checked my receipts for the last 3 months and I have spent over £600 in there. So, they have just kissed my business goodbye...... well not yet.....
Tomorrow the Owner of this franchise will explain to me just why I should take my 18 cars, 24 7.5 tonne lorries and one Bentley there every day for fuelling. After he has kissed my butt silly I will explain to him just where he can stick his fuel nozzel.
So.... Mr BP Garage in Nuttal Road, Nottingham. You are a WINKER!

See this........ This is money. I have it, you want it and best of all.... you can't have it. Git.
(Not that it bothers me - of course)