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mathewst

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little joke
« on: 15 March 2010, 10:11:36 »

CIA was looking to hire a new profesional killer, the final choice among the candidates were two men and one woman. They had to pass one final test.

The first man came, they gave him the gun and said that he has to kill his wife who was brought in the next room. He refused and failed the test immediately.

The second man came, they gave him the gun and said that he has to kill his wife who was brought in the next room. He went in, came out couple of minutes after crying and saying he cannot do it so he failed the test.

Tha last came the woman, they gave her the gun and said she has to kill her husband who was brought in the next room. So she went in, shoots were fired , followed by a lot of bashing nad screaming. She came out when it all stopped and said to CIA .....

Damn you gave me blanks so I had to finish him off with a chair.
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Re: little joke
« Reply #1 on: 15 March 2010, 11:04:31 »

PMSL.  Brill.
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Re: little joke
« Reply #2 on: 15 March 2010, 12:41:20 »

 ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: little joke
« Reply #3 on: 15 March 2010, 14:48:45 »

 ;D ;D
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