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funny signs
« on: 15 March 2010, 09:48:48 »
Funny Business signs

 

Cocktail lounge, Norway:

"LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR."

 

Doctors office, Rome:

"SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.

 

In a Nairobi restaurant:

"CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER."

 

On an Athi River highway: this is the main road to Mombasa, leaving Nairobi.

"TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE."

 

On a poster at Kencom:

"ARE YOU AN ADULT THAT CANNOT READ? IF SO, WE CAN HELP."

 

In a City restaurant:

"OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK AND WEEKENDS."

 

A sign seen on an automatic restroom hand dryer:

"DO NOT ACTIVATE WITH WET HANDS."

 

In a cemetery:

"PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES."

 

On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:

"OUR WINES LEAVE YOU NOTHING TO HOPE FOR."

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« Reply #1 on: 15 March 2010, 09:53:51 »
 :y :y
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All of them absolutely brill! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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