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Blind Cowboy
« on: 15 March 2010, 19:55:34 »

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you
Wanna hear a blonde joke?'
 
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
 
In a very deep, huskyvoice, the woman next to him says,
'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy,
I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know
five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat..

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

'Now, think about it seriously, Mister.

Do you still wanna tell that joke?'

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,

'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'
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Re: Blind Cowboy
« Reply #1 on: 15 March 2010, 20:01:24 »

PMSL ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Blind Cowboy
« Reply #2 on: 15 March 2010, 20:17:25 »

 ;D
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Re: Blind Cowboy
« Reply #3 on: 16 March 2010, 08:02:52 »

Brilliant  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Blind Cowboy
« Reply #4 on: 16 March 2010, 12:39:58 »

Nice one  [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif]
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Re: Blind Cowboy
« Reply #5 on: 16 March 2010, 12:41:30 »

actually laughed out loud  ;D ;D ;D
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