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Marks DTM Calib

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Dear Dr DTM
« on: 18 March 2010, 08:06:27 »
Dear Dr. DTM,



When I retired,I could hardly wait to spend time enjoying my favorite pastime -- trout fishing.
 
I got my own little fishing boat and tried to get my wife to join me, but she just never liked fishing.

Finally, one day at the Bait & Tackle Shop, I got to talking to Sam the shop owner who it turned out loves trout fishing as much as I do. We quickly became fishing buddies.

As I said the wife doesn't care about fishing. She not only refuses to join us she always complains that I spend too much time fishing.

A few weeks ago Sam and I had the best fishing trip ever. Not only did I catch the most beautiful trout you've ever seen, only a few minutes later Sam must have caught his twin brother!

So I took a picture of Sam holding up the two nice trout that we caught and showed the picture to the wife hoping that maybe she'd get interested.

Instead she says she doesn't want me to go fishing at all anymore! And she wants me to sell the boat! I think she just doesn't like to see me enjoying myself.

What would you do? Tell the wife to forget it and continue my hobby or quit fishing and sell the boat as she insists?

Thanks.

P.S. Enclosed is a picture of Sam with the two trout we caught.


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Re: Dear Dr DTM
« Reply #1 on: 18 March 2010, 08:06:58 »
Dear Fisherman,

Get rid of that narrow minded wife.
That's a nice pair of trout!

Dr. DTM
 
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Re: Dear Dr DTM
« Reply #2 on: 18 March 2010, 08:09:46 »
very good. :y
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Re: Dear Dr DTM
« Reply #3 on: 18 March 2010, 08:19:13 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Dear Dr DTM
« Reply #4 on: 18 March 2010, 08:41:32 »
 ;D ;D :y
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Re: Dear Dr DTM
« Reply #5 on: 18 March 2010, 08:54:25 »
 ;D ;D

I think the decision is obvious ;D :y :y
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Re: Dear Dr DTM
« Reply #6 on: 18 March 2010, 09:01:47 »
 ;D ;D ;D

Dear fisherman, bin the wife, looks like Sam really knows how to handle a rod ::)
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Re: Dear Dr DTM
« Reply #7 on: 18 March 2010, 09:51:24 »
 :y :y :y :y :y :y

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Dear Dr DTM
« Reply #8 on: 18 March 2010, 10:36:33 »
Excellent  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Dear Dr DTM
« Reply #9 on: 18 March 2010, 10:37:33 »
This reminds me of a sign in my barber shop which says:

Wife wanted
Must have own boat and be able to Sew and Cook
Please send photo of boat
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Re: Dear Dr DTM
« Reply #10 on: 18 March 2010, 10:37:35 »
makes you wanna find a fishing buddy  ;D  ;D :y :y :y
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Re: Dear Dr DTM
« Reply #11 on: 18 March 2010, 10:41:31 »
Dear Sam

Where do I apply for One on One rod lessens.  ::)
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Re: Dear Dr DTM
« Reply #12 on: 18 March 2010, 11:07:39 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
What trout, I didn't notice any fish in the picture ;) ;)
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Re: Dear Dr DTM
« Reply #13 on: 18 March 2010, 11:57:42 »
Quote
;D ;D ;D

Dear fisherman, bin the wife, looks like Sam really knows how to handle a rod ::)

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Dear Dr DTM
« Reply #14 on: 18 March 2010, 12:24:19 »
For someone with such an impressive pair of trout her keep nets look a little inadequate, TBH.  :o

Kevin
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