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alunonhisown

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« on: 25 March 2010, 17:56:05 »
Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end and put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.

Lady 1: What's that?
Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Lady 1: Where did you get it?
Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore.

The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely because she is, after all, over 80 years of age, but very delicately asks what brand she prefers.

Lady 1: Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a Camel.

The pharmacist fainted.
« Last Edit: 25 March 2010, 18:02:34 by alunonhisown »
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albitz

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Re: Smoking
« Reply #1 on: 25 March 2010, 18:06:15 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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« Reply #2 on: 25 March 2010, 18:26:23 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #3 on: 25 March 2010, 20:46:11 »
Liked that one ;D ;D ;D :y
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« Reply #4 on: 25 March 2010, 20:53:41 »
Very good  :y
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« Reply #5 on: 25 March 2010, 21:29:36 »
Yes, Nice one............ :y
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