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Have a laugh cos it's tuesday!!
« on: 25 May 2010, 12:38:57 »

Dangerous Blow Job  :o

A guy walked into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He put the alligator up on the bar and turned to the astonished patrons.

“I’ll make you a deal. I’ll open this alligator’s mouth and place my genitals inside. Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute. He’ll then open his mouth and I’ll remove my unit unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink.”

The crowd murmured their approval. The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his privates in the alligator’s open mouth.

The gator closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and rapped the alligator hard on the top of it’s head.

The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his genital, unscathed as promised. The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks was delivered.

The man stood up again and made another offer.

“I’ll pay anyone $100 who’s willing to give it a try.”

A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar. A blonde woman timidly spoke up, “I’ll try, but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with the beer bottle.”   :D :D :D

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Re: Have a laugh cos it's tuesday!!
« Reply #1 on: 25 May 2010, 12:51:31 »

Oldie but goodie  :D ;D
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Re: Have a laugh cos it's tuesday!!
« Reply #2 on: 25 May 2010, 12:58:23 »

coat & door time methinks! :-*
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Re: Have a laugh cos it's tuesday!!
« Reply #3 on: 25 May 2010, 14:26:43 »

 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Have a laugh cos it's tuesday!!
« Reply #4 on: 25 May 2010, 18:14:35 »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Have a laugh cos it's tuesday!!
« Reply #5 on: 25 May 2010, 20:37:47 »

dont get it





















lol
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Re: Have a laugh cos it's tuesday!!
« Reply #6 on: 25 May 2010, 22:00:21 »

 ;D :D ;D
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Re: Have a laugh cos it's tuesday!!
« Reply #7 on: 25 May 2010, 22:12:07 »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Have a laugh cos it's tuesday!!
« Reply #8 on: 25 May 2010, 22:20:08 »

PMSL ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Have a laugh cos it's tuesday!!
« Reply #9 on: 25 May 2010, 23:54:40 »

she must have been from essex :-X
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« Reply #10 on: 26 May 2010, 00:49:49 »

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she must have been from essex :-X

What do Essex girls use for protection during sex?...........
Bus Shelters.  :D ;D :D ;D
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« Reply #11 on: 26 May 2010, 08:07:07 »

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she must have been from essex :-X

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Bus Shelters.  :D ;D :D ;D
you get worse ;D
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Re: Have a laugh cos it's tuesday!!
« Reply #12 on: 26 May 2010, 09:12:49 »

2 guys chatting in the pub one says "I just had the worst blow job of my life"
other guy says "really? what was it like?"
first guy:"f%$*ing brilliant!"  ::)
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