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Best engine in the world.
« on: 16 July 2010, 22:04:25 »
The best engine in the world is a f*nny. It takes any size piston, is self lubricating, starts with one finger and every 4 weeks does its own oil change. It's just a pity the management system is so f'king temperamental!!
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Re: Best engine in the world.
« Reply #1 on: 16 July 2010, 22:18:12 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D You forgot to mention it changes its shoes on a whim, has regular trim updates and has very sensitive 'rear parking' sensors! :D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Best engine in the world.
« Reply #2 on: 16 July 2010, 22:28:05 »
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;D ;D ;D ;D You forgot to mention it changes its shoes on a whim, has regular trim updates and has very sensitive 'rear parking' sensors! :D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
;D ;D ;D
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Re: Best engine in the world.
« Reply #3 on: 17 July 2010, 13:41:02 »
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;D ;D ;D ;D You forgot to mention it changes its shoes on a whim, has regular trim updates and has very sensitive 'rear parking' sensors! :D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
Also maintenance and running costs can be high ::)
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Re: Best engine in the world.
« Reply #4 on: 17 July 2010, 18:31:22 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Best engine in the world.
« Reply #5 on: 17 July 2010, 20:42:42 »
The one I've got runs on fish oil! :o
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« Reply #6 on: 17 July 2010, 21:46:52 »
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The one I've got runs on fish oil! :o
;Dgrimsby v8 ;D ;D
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« Reply #7 on: 17 July 2010, 21:48:34 »
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The one I've got runs on fish oil! :o
;Dgrimsby v8 ;D ;D

  ;D ;D ;D :y

You still a junior mate? ::)
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« Reply #8 on: 17 July 2010, 23:23:02 »
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The one I've got runs on fish oil! :o
;Dgrimsby v8 ;D ;D

Is that a few of the local chavs sticking their fingers up at you as that is all they can manage?  ;D
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Re: Best engine in the world.
« Reply #9 on: 17 July 2010, 23:23:41 »
Don't forget to test the airbags frequently  ;D
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Re: Best engine in the world.
« Reply #10 on: 17 July 2010, 23:38:49 »
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The one I've got runs on fish oil! :o
;Dgrimsby v8 ;D ;D

  ;D ;D ;D :y

You still a junior mate? ::)

As you are......... :D :D :D
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« Reply #11 on: 18 July 2010, 11:34:43 »
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The one I've got runs on fish oil! :o
;Dgrimsby v8 ;D ;D

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You still a junior mate? ::)

As you are......... :D :D :D


Pardon?
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Re: Best engine in the world.
« Reply #12 on: 18 July 2010, 15:01:07 »
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Don't forget to test the airbags frequently  ;D

Mine has airbag protection. everytime I try testing them the front wings tend to swing round at a rapid rate of knots. Lol
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