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Within an hour??
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Debs.

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« Reply #1 on: 17 July 2010, 22:15:38 »
 ::) For 99.99% of men; the arrival of the prophylactic would be exactly 59 minutes and 59 seconds too late to be of use! ;D
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« Reply #2 on: 17 July 2010, 22:24:15 »
 :D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #3 on: 17 July 2010, 22:55:17 »
I can see when that would be necessary.



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Re: Within an hour??
« Reply #4 on: 17 July 2010, 22:59:26 »
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I can see when that would be necessary.



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Now that is one heck of a party trick Zulu!  :D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Within an hour??
« Reply #5 on: 17 July 2010, 23:07:15 »
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I can see when that would be necessary.



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Now that is one heck of a party trick Zulu!  :D ;D ;D ;D :y

When we arrived at Mombassa via Grey Funnel Line we were accompanied by the crew of US Kitty Hawk a week later. As Mombassa is/was the Aids capital of the world, we were encouraged to take a 'few for the weekend' whether we intended to use them (properly) or not. One of our lads performed the same trick, the US lads, it seemed, had never ever seen this particular party trick & were amazed.  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D
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« Reply #6 on: 18 July 2010, 01:39:20 »
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::) For 99.99% of men; the arrival of the prophylactic would be exactly 59 minutes and 59 seconds too late to be of use! ;D
Debs  has no one ever told you there are no prizes for coming last!! :y

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« Reply #7 on: 18 July 2010, 11:00:22 »
The mind boggles ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #8 on: 18 July 2010, 11:25:04 »
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::) For 99.99% of men; the arrival of the prophylactic would be exactly 59 minutes and 59 seconds too late to be of use! ;D
Well, if you girls can't keep up with us :P
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Re: Within an hour??
« Reply #9 on: 18 July 2010, 13:24:12 »
is this blokes name Dick ?



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« Reply #10 on: 18 July 2010, 13:53:58 »
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is this blokes name Dick ?



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Re: Within an hour??
« Reply #11 on: 18 July 2010, 14:15:08 »
Do you think they will also cycle round the block then deliver a couple of cigarettes? ;D

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« Reply #12 on: 18 July 2010, 14:35:24 »
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Do you think they will also cycle round the block then deliver a couple of cigarettes? ;D

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....or come back in the morning, to support you through those feelings of post-coital hopelessness! ;)
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« Reply #13 on: 18 July 2010, 15:00:34 »
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Do you think they will also cycle round the block then deliver a couple of cigarettes? ;D

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....or come back in the morning, to support you through those feelings of post-coital hopelessness! ;)


I'm inclined to agree; sometimes good shag is simply not the answer. :y

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« Reply #14 on: 18 July 2010, 15:09:47 »
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I'm inclined to agree; sometimes good shag is simply not the answer.

 ::) I agree, a comforting roll with an American shag can bring feelings of benign-calm.....I generally prefer a Virginian; but a roll with a Georgian can be very pleasurable too! ;)
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