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[Mysteryman]

A donkey and a chicken are out in a field when the donkey falls down a hole. The chicken races over to the farmers BMW, ties a rope to the front and pulls the donkey out. A week later the chicken falls down the same hole. He shouts the donkey to get the BMW but instead the donkey walks over to the hole and drops his c0ck in and the chicken climbs up it.

Moral of the story: When you're hung like a donkey, you don't need a BMW to pull a chick.

[rikki_essex]

lol

[henryd]

 

[jerry]

must remember this one for all the beemer owners I know

[PhilRich]

PMSL 

[Amego52]

must remember this one for all the beemer owners I know

Yes that would be me!

[Lazydocker]

 

[geoffr70]

Funn haha! But I think these cars are so over rated it's unreal. I'd never drive a BMW, not even if you paid me. Aswell as that, the car that cuts you up/tail gates you/generally drives like an idiot, is more often than not a BMW. There is a certain amount of arrogance associated with these cars IMO.