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A man walks in to W.H Smiths...
« on: 23 July 2010, 01:00:35 »
A man walks into W.H.Smiths and asks " Do you have that new self-help book for men with realy small dicks?"

 The girl says " i dont think its in yet"

He says "yeah thats the one"..... :y

sorry shall i get my coat?

Doug

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Re: A man walks in to W.H Smiths...
« Reply #1 on: 23 July 2010, 01:14:10 »
doh!  ;D ;D
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Re: A man walks in to W.H Smiths...
« Reply #2 on: 23 July 2010, 07:07:27 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: A man walks in to W.H Smiths...
« Reply #3 on: 23 July 2010, 07:11:27 »
Good 'un  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: A man walks in to W.H Smiths...
« Reply #4 on: 23 July 2010, 08:20:59 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: A man walks in to W.H Smiths...
« Reply #5 on: 23 July 2010, 08:54:27 »
 ;D ;D



man walks into a bookshop and asks "do you have a copy of Dealing With Rejection Without Killing?"

courtesy of mock the week last night  :y
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Re: A man walks in to W.H Smiths...
« Reply #6 on: 23 July 2010, 10:03:52 »
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A man walks into W.H.Smiths and asks " Do you have that new self-help book for men with realy small dicks?"

 The girl says " i dont think its in yet"

He says "yeah thats the one"..... :y

sorry shall i get my coat?

Doug




Written of course by Todd Jerre :y
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Re: A man walks in to W.H Smiths...
« Reply #7 on: 23 July 2010, 14:01:52 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: A man walks in to W.H Smiths...
« Reply #8 on: 23 July 2010, 14:44:42 »
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A man walks into W.H.Smiths and asks " Do you have that new self-help book for men with realy small dicks?"

 The girl says " i dont think its in yet"

He says "yeah thats the one"..... :y

sorry shall i get my coat?

Doug




Written of course by Todd Jerre :y


or ....Justin Side ....Groan.... :P :P
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Re: A man walks in to W.H Smiths...
« Reply #9 on: 23 July 2010, 15:21:25 »
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A man walks into W.H.Smiths and asks " Do you have that new self-help book for men with realy small dicks?"

 The girl says " i dont think its in yet"

He says "yeah thats the one"..... :y

sorry shall i get my coat?

Doug




Written of course by Todd Jerre :y


or ....Justin Side ....Groan.... :P :P


....and translated into the Cantonese by  Harrd Ly Yinn :y :y
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Re: A man walks in to W.H Smiths...
« Reply #10 on: 23 July 2010, 15:28:50 »
Another bloke goes into W H Smiths looking for notepads,he asks the young blonde female assistant,,,,"do you keep stationary"?
she replied,,,"i do for the first few minutes then i go like a rattlesnake". ;D ;D
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Re: A man walks in to W.H Smiths...
« Reply #11 on: 24 July 2010, 01:48:00 »
Another guy goes into W H Smiths looking for a book  called
"spend in the sheets" by Mr Completely  :y
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Re: A man walks in to W.H Smiths...
« Reply #12 on: 24 July 2010, 08:34:42 »
'Tiger in the bed' by Claude Balls ;D
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Re: A man walks in to W.H Smiths...
« Reply #13 on: 26 July 2010, 15:51:10 »
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A man walks into W.H.Smiths and asks " Do you have that new self-help book for men with realy small dicks?"

 The girl says " i dont think its in yet"

He says "yeah thats the one"..... :y

sorry shall i get my coat?

Doug

I've got a copy you can borrow!! :D
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Re: A man walks in to W.H Smiths...
« Reply #14 on: 27 July 2010, 09:10:16 »
man walks into a library says do u have a book on suicide
librarian answers opps off you'll not bring it back
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