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  A woman asks her husband at breakfast time, "Would you like some
  bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice
  and coffee?"  He declines. "Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry
  right now. It's this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge
  off my appetite."
 
  At lunchtime, she asked him if he would like something. "How about a
  bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?"  He declines.
 "The Viagra," he says, "really trashes my desire for food."
 
 
  Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat. "Would you
  like a juicy rib eye steak and some scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe
  a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?"  He declines again. "No,"
  he says, "it's got to be the Viagra.. I'm still not hungry."
 
 
  “Well," she says, "Would you mind letting me up? I'm starving."
 

 

[PhilRich]

PMSL 

[Dishevelled Den]

  outstanding 

[Richie London]

very good