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Bad Habits
« on: 01 August 2010, 20:26:06 »
My wife tells me..... that I have the bad habit of scratching my balls.... when in public......I'm  unaware that I do this.  She also tells me that I scratch my balls when  speaking with her girlfriends ....Women are just jealous because they don't have a scrotum. :)....It's that simple... ::) ::) ;) 
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Re: Bad Habits
« Reply #1 on: 01 August 2010, 20:29:01 »
Have you been to the doctor about this problem.  :-/
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Re: Bad Habits
« Reply #2 on: 01 August 2010, 20:31:56 »
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Have you been to the doctor about this problem.  :-/


Thanks for your concern .....Skruntie.....In answer to your question.....yes I have...... and she was most helpful. :)
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Re: Bad Habits
« Reply #3 on: 01 August 2010, 20:32:01 »
pocket billiards or hands on ..
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Re: Bad Habits
« Reply #4 on: 01 August 2010, 22:02:56 »
I thought this is what you meant Opti;



[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRruk7fA3WY[/media]
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Re: Bad Habits
« Reply #5 on: 01 August 2010, 23:46:05 »
Perhaps a change of soap powder would be worth a try? ;D

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Re: Bad Habits
« Reply #6 on: 02 August 2010, 00:01:17 »
Nothing wrong with that. If women had balls (thank god they hav'nt) they'd scratch them.
   Most men can peel an orange with thier hands in thier pockets!!! ;D
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Re: Bad Habits
« Reply #7 on: 02 August 2010, 00:03:18 »
Why do women stretch when they get out of bed in the morning?

'Cos they don't have any balls to scratch.



seemples!   ;D
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Re: Bad Habits
« Reply #8 on: 02 August 2010, 08:13:16 »
Thanks for that clip Zulu, absolutely priceless & started the day off on a light hearted note  (said he scratching his nuts);D :y
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« Reply #9 on: 02 August 2010, 11:46:45 »
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I thought this is what you meant Opti;



[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRruk7fA3WY[/media]


That reminds me Zulu.... ::) ::)

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Re: Bad Habits
« Reply #10 on: 02 August 2010, 16:06:19 »
 :)

dont worry you are not lonely ;D :-X
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Re: Bad Habits
« Reply #11 on: 02 August 2010, 20:30:48 »
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Have you been to the doctor about this problem.  :-/


Thanks for your concern .....Skruntie.....In answer to your question.....yes I have...... and she was most helpful. :)

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Re: Bad Habits
« Reply #12 on: 02 August 2010, 20:33:44 »
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Nothing wrong with that. If women had balls (thank god they hav'nt) they'd scratch them.
   Most men can peel an orange with thier hands in thier pockets!!! ;D


;D ;D ;D :y :y
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Re: Bad Habits
« Reply #13 on: 02 August 2010, 21:56:07 »
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My wife tells me..... that I have the bad habit of scratching my balls.... when in public......I'm  unaware that I do this.  She also tells me that I scratch my balls when  speaking with her girlfriends ....Women are just jealous because they don't have a scrotum. :)....It's that simple... ::) ::) ;) 

If you've got an itch mate you need to scratch it  :y

Simple as that. ;)
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Re: Bad Habits
« Reply #14 on: 03 August 2010, 09:07:47 »
im not being funny or anything here guys, but i think it may be an old age thing... my old man seems to hav thhis "bad habit" and he's only a few off 50...  :P ::) :y ;D
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