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bl@*dy jury duty summons
« on: 16 August 2010, 18:16:10 »
just got back from a nice week off in the CARAVAN and yes the summons is on the mat,why cant they give you an option or let people who want to do it cos i dont want to especially when it can go on for twp weeks or even more >:( >:(
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« Reply #1 on: 16 August 2010, 18:27:06 »
Shurrup yer miserable get. ;D
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Re: bl@*dy jury duty summons
« Reply #2 on: 16 August 2010, 18:32:30 »
thats it i sentence you to 3 years  :-*
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Re: bl@*dy jury duty summons
« Reply #3 on: 16 August 2010, 18:34:15 »
I did it last year, quite enjoyed the experience.
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« Reply #4 on: 16 August 2010, 18:34:19 »
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thats it i sentence you to 3 years  :-*


You'll probably get a litter-dropper and be home for your dinner. :y
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« Reply #5 on: 16 August 2010, 18:36:14 »
And don't listen to that Jimbob fella, I mean, 60 odd posts in four years.... ;D
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Re: bl@*dy jury duty summons
« Reply #6 on: 16 August 2010, 18:46:33 »
If you know the person concerned then, as I recall, you will be excused....
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Re: bl@*dy jury duty summons
« Reply #7 on: 16 August 2010, 18:47:15 »
You'll probably get a fraud case that'll go on for months ;)
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« Reply #8 on: 16 August 2010, 18:50:31 »
your employer can usually get you out of it by saying you are needed at work. ;)
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« Reply #9 on: 16 August 2010, 18:54:16 »
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your employer can usually get you out of it by saying you are needed at work. ;)


......but his employer will probably be glad to get shot of him. ;D
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Re: bl@*dy jury duty summons
« Reply #10 on: 16 August 2010, 18:54:51 »
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your employer can usually get you out of it by saying you are needed at work. ;)
That would explain why when a few years ago I was called as an expert witness in a fraud case when the culprits were caught red-handed by the police who leapt from the back of the delivery van, the defendants were found not-guilty..... all of the jurors were unemployed & the dregs of society (just like the defendants)!!
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« Reply #11 on: 16 August 2010, 18:56:14 »
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your employer can usually get you out of it by saying you are needed at work. ;)
That would explain why when a few years ago I was called as an expert witness in a fraud case when the culprits were caught red-handed by the police who leapt from the back of the delivery van, the defendants were found not-guilty..... all of the jurors were unemployed & the dregs of society (just like the defendants)!!


Or it could have been the 'expert witness'. ::)
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your employer can usually get you out of it by saying you are needed at work. ;)
That would explain why when a few years ago I was called as an expert witness in a fraud case when the culprits were caught red-handed by the police who leapt from the back of the delivery van, the defendants were found not-guilty..... all of the jurors were unemployed & the dregs of society (just like the defendants)!!


Or it could have been the 'expert witness'. ::)
The judge commended me on the clarity of my testimony, but I suspect the jury (with IQs in single digits) failed to understand & were only there for the expenses!
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« Reply #13 on: 16 August 2010, 19:00:38 »
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your employer can usually get you out of it by saying you are needed at work. ;)
That would explain why when a few years ago I was called as an expert witness in a fraud case when the culprits were caught red-handed by the police who leapt from the back of the delivery van, the defendants were found not-guilty..... all of the jurors were unemployed & the dregs of society (just like the defendants)!!


Or it could have been the 'expert witness'. ::)
The judge commended me on the clarity of my testimony, but I suspect the jury (with IQs in single digits) failed to understand & were only there for the expenses!


Touchy ::)  ;D
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Re: bl@*dy jury duty summons
« Reply #14 on: 16 August 2010, 19:13:54 »
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your employer can usually get you out of it by saying you are needed at work. ;)


......but his employer will probably be glad to get shot of him. ;D
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how very dare you...and your employer can only get you off once its called a deferall so you still have to do it in the long run
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