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THE LORDS WISH
« on: 17 August 2010, 22:19:33 »

A man was riding his Harley when suddenly the sky cleared above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, 'Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.'

The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge from Porirua to Picton so I can ride over anytime I want.'

The Lord said, 'Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the sea and the concrete and steel it would take!  I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take  little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind'

The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, 'Lord, I Wish that I and all men could understand women; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, why she snaps and complains when I try to help, and how I can make a woman truly happy.'

The Lord replied, 'You want two lanes or four lanes on that bridge?'
 
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Re: THE LORDS WISH
« Reply #1 on: 17 August 2010, 22:34:31 »

Nice one, and clean too..... ;D ;D ;D :y
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« Reply #2 on: 17 August 2010, 23:01:29 »

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Nice one, and clean too..... ;D ;D ;D :y

Aren't most of mine clean Mike??  ;)
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« Reply #3 on: 18 August 2010, 09:37:42 »

I LIKE that one, really wish I could remember jokes that are good so I could tell them to people in the right situation. Must be cos I'm getting old and my brain's going......
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Re: THE LORDS WISH
« Reply #4 on: 18 August 2010, 14:51:36 »

 ;D ;D ;D :y
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« Reply #5 on: 18 August 2010, 17:51:47 »

Cracking  ;D ;D
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« Reply #6 on: 18 August 2010, 23:04:19 »

I liked it a lot.....

.... no mention of people who live in caravans or anything  :D
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« Reply #7 on: 19 August 2010, 01:42:26 »

NICE !!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :P :P
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A man was riding his Harley when suddenly the sky cleared above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, 'Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.'

The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge from Porirua to Picton so I can ride over anytime I want.'

The Lord said, 'Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the sea and the concrete and steel it would take!  I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take  little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind'

The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, 'Lord, I Wish that I and all men could understand women; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, why she snaps and complains when I try to help, and how I can make a woman truly happy.'

The Lord replied, 'You want two lanes or four lanes on that bridge?'
 
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