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[Mr Skrunts]

Advertised a 206 yesterday and the phone has been buzzing. First guy wants it for his daughter " will be over within the next 2 hours, 3 hours later I ring him, "OHHH sorry my daughter had to go into work, wont be able to come now"

Second guy"will come at half three, daughter really likes the look of the car" rings him at half four, " Ohhh sorry she has gone for dinner at her brothers, wont be able to come now"

Who the break do they think they are wasting my time and screwing up my day I wouldn't dream of behaving like that.

Very nice lady wants to come tomorrow evening, wants it for her son, let's hope no-one invites him for dinner hey

Sunday pint coming up, now I have the time that is!

Whats her number? i might invite her for dinner 

Over the years, ive sold a few cars and ive found the best way, is never to park the car outside your house, park it up the road a bit.......it stops the 'drive by' viewings and clearing off with out knocking your door 

Also never give your address to anyone who withholds thier munber on the 1st call.  as mentioned, tell them to ring when they are setting off and then they get the full address.

Also tell evetone there has been heaps of interest and 1st person that gets there gets the car, No appoints as such - by all means make the appointment but it is no guaratee the car will still be for sale, 1st to see will buy (means what it says)

[Xpcmark]

there are plenty of timewasters ive had loads on ebay

[Mysteryman]

there are plenty of timewasters ive had loads on ebay

How much did you pay for them?

[Danny]

always arrange viewings to suit you, not them

if you know you're gonna have a nice boring evening in watching bog all on tv, tell them they can come then

or is it just me who has plenty boring nights in watching bog all on telly?!

how's this for time wasting?? this was my fault and completely accidental!!

I have quite a bad short term memory and a dealer phoned me one lunchtime wanting to take my car that evening so i set up a meeting for that evening, several hours later someone else rings me wanting the car, desperate enough that he's starting his engine while still on the phone, ready to race over, 30 minutes later a guy turns up, i sell the car to him and off he goes, turns out he's the one who rang at lunchtime and i'd completely forgot, and as he's driving off in his newly purchased car, the other potential buyer turns up!!

[omegod]

Well no show from the posh bird from Chester

[CaptainZok]

Well no show from the posh bird from Chester

It was EP winding you up with his Hyacinth Bucket telephone voice really.