Have you not heard the 'revelations'? The Pope's 'altar' ego is a racing car driver! 'Hymn' and his co-driver! I can 'testament' to that! He regularly goes to the 'aisle' of Man! It's how he earns his 'daily bread'! It's not 'convent' ional for a Pope though, but it runs in the family, his 'Father and the Son' do aswell! It's just 'habit' now! Even his 'Sister' wants to get in on the 'Act'!
Holy mackarel! That post must have taken some effort!

Indeed, an absolutely heavenly effort.

- some would even say devine, I would defy anyone to feel cross about it.

I'm also told by Bill that he goes as far as Sacrament o in California to compete in these races - although he can have the devil of a job at times to get a result - many times going through hell to do so.
If his German cousin, Christian, was present I have no doubt he would say, "You haf no chance of vinning, Eu car ist no good!"