Del is right! Really good adverts stay on in your mind but can you hell remember what they were selling

Honestly it keeps happening lately with everything, I listen to a song, think right I'll remember what it's called, I forget, literally that advert must've been on about a minute before and I forgot. It's my age
I mean I've even lost my postcount 
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Yeh, but that's nothing to do with your state of mind/health Del! There's an epidemic going round at the minute, it seems to break out in clusters at random across the Country & appears to be caused by the TB Virus, which can be highly virulent & contageous, especially in the presence of certain hanging fragrances which tend to accellerate the rate at which Post Counts are killed off!

I suggest draping a ring of Garlic around your neck as an interim measure, & perhaps a bit of Wolfsbane & possibly a Rabbits Foot in your pockets just in case. I don't believe the Silver Bullet works with this particular outbreak either, but as a last resort, you could try crawling through the City Centre on your knees, flagellating yourself with a string of rusty wiper blades & intoning 'TB is my Shepherd, I shall not winge, He taketh away my postcount & leadeth me back on the straight & narrow.Yeah tho I walk through the shadow of the valley of 'Newbie' I will dwell in the kingdom of OOF forever & ever, Omega. Ya never know!!!
