Bloke in a Porsche 911 stops at the lights and a guy on a lambretta pulls up next to him. The guy on the scooter leans over and takes an admiring look at the inside of the Porsche and tells the driver that he has a really cool car. Well, the light turns green so the driver of the Porsche decides to show off and and floors it, leaving the scooter in the dust. Then, all of a sudden, he sees the scooter fly past him. So, being a cock, the Porsche driver floors it again and blows past the guy on the scooter. A few seconds later, the scooter's flying past him again! So now he's a bit ticked off as well as a little miffed that the scooter keeps passing him so he floors it until he is doing over 120 mph. That'll sort the cheeky bugger out, he thinks to himself, there's no way that scooter can keep up now! Sniggering, he looks in the rearview mirror and you've guessed it, the scooter is fast catching up! He decides to find out what the flip is going on here!, so slams on the brakes only for the scooter to slam into the back bumper! After the dust has settled, the driver sees the scooter rider lying in the road and goes over to him and asks how come his lambretta could keep pace with his flash Porsche?... The rider says, "It can't normally mate, but my braces were caught on your wing mirror!"
Paddy gets done for speeding & when he gets to Court the Judge says, "You can either have 30 days or £30, which is it to be?
Paddy thinks for a bit & says, " I'll take the money if it's all the same to you, your Honour"
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