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Mysteryman

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New morning ritual
« on: 20 September 2010, 10:20:17 »

Getup, turn the computer on, make a cup of coffee, grunt, fart, scratch arse then log on to OOF to see if anyone's done for your post count while you were innocently snoozing. ;D

It happens! :o
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Re: New morning ritual
« Reply #1 on: 20 September 2010, 10:27:44 »

My word - that was interesting!

Wasn't that interesting, everyone?

Perhaps we should all do the same, just to read interesting posts like that.

I can't wait for tomorrow, just so I can leap out of bed and do just what STMO123 does.  Doesn't he live an exciting life!
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Re: New morning ritual
« Reply #2 on: 20 September 2010, 10:28:37 »

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My word - that was interesting!

Wasn't that interesting, everyone?

Perhaps we should all do the same, just to read interesting posts like that.

I can't wait for tomorrow, just so I can leap out of bed and do just what STMO123 does.  Doesn't he live an exciting life!


Better than shifting 6 month old messages about.......and then losing them :P
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Re: New morning ritual
« Reply #3 on: 20 September 2010, 10:30:10 »

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Getup, turn the computer on, make a cup of coffee, grunt, fart, scratch arse then log on to OOF...

You forgot to go to the toilet and have a ciggie... :y
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Re: New morning ritual
« Reply #4 on: 20 September 2010, 10:30:50 »

And losing all your docs as well. You'd be better getting up in the morning and logging straight on to OOF. That way you couldn't lose stuff. ;D
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Re: New morning ritual
« Reply #5 on: 20 September 2010, 10:31:52 »

How did you know they were 6 months old?  Have you been spying on me?

Good grief - my paranoia is catching up with my OCD. :(
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Re: New morning ritual
« Reply #6 on: 20 September 2010, 10:33:30 »

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How did you know they were 6 months old?  Have you been spying on me?

Good grief - my paranoia is catching up with my OCD. :(


I have no such problem. No one has ever sent me a message. Can't think why.
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Re: New morning ritual
« Reply #7 on: 20 September 2010, 10:36:41 »

I haven't lost my documents, I've just mislaid them.  They are neatly filed away, I just can't remember where. 

If I get a shovel from the garden and start now, I should be able to clear away the accumulated garbage on my "office" floor in time to find them before I have to renew the tax. :( :( :(
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Re: New morning ritual
« Reply #8 on: 20 September 2010, 10:39:24 »

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How did you know they were 6 months old?  Have you been spying on me?

Good grief - my paranoia is catching up with my OCD. :(


I have no such problem. No one has ever sent me a message. Can't think why.

Given what most people want to say to you, it would probably be a criminal offence to put it in writing.  And the mail system would have to be quarantined.   :)
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Re: New morning ritual
« Reply #9 on: 20 September 2010, 10:46:48 »

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Getup, turn the computer on, make a cup of coffee, grunt, fart, scratch arse then log on to OOF to see if anyone's done for your post count while you were innocently snoozing. ;D

It happens! :o

 ;D ;D ;D :y

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Re: New morning ritual
« Reply #10 on: 20 September 2010, 12:32:49 »

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Getup, turn the computer on, make a cup of coffee, grunt, fart, scratch arse then log on to OOF...

You forgot to go to the toilet and have a ciggie... :y


..............and wash his hands!! :o :o :o  Dirty Steve!! ::) ::) ::)

 :D :D
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Re: New morning ritual
« Reply #11 on: 20 September 2010, 12:38:52 »

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My word - that was interesting!

Wasn't that interesting, everyone?

Perhaps we should all do the same, just to read interesting posts like that.

I can't wait for tomorrow, just so I can leap out of bed and do just what STMO123 does.  Doesn't he live an exciting life!


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Indeed!

I can just imagine the teacher with a group of children.......

"Today children we are going to read a story....an interesting story of a man called Steve.............He gets up early Children and he Getup, turn the computer on, make a cup of coffee, grunt, fart, scratch arse then log on to OOF.

Now wasn't that interesting children? :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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Re: New morning ritual
« Reply #12 on: 20 September 2010, 13:06:43 »

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My word - that was interesting!

Wasn't that interesting, everyone?

Perhaps we should all do the same, just to read interesting posts like that.

I can't wait for tomorrow, just so I can leap out of bed and do just what STMO123 does.  Doesn't he live an exciting life!


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Indeed!

I can just imagine the teacher with a group of children.......

"Today children we are going to read a story....an interesting story of a man called Steve.............He gets up early Children and he Getup, turn the computer on, make a cup of coffee, grunt, fart, scratch arse then log on to OOF.

Now wasn't that interesting children? :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

My wife, the breadwinner, is a primary school teacher.  Sometimes she brings her classroom manner home with her.  I spend hours standing in the corner, especially if I haven't been keeping up with the housework. :( :( :(
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Re: New morning ritual
« Reply #13 on: 20 September 2010, 14:27:12 »

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My word - that was interesting!

Wasn't that interesting, everyone?

Perhaps we should all do the same, just to read interesting posts like that.

I can't wait for tomorrow, just so I can leap out of bed and do just what STMO123 does.  Doesn't he live an exciting life!


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Indeed!

I can just imagine the teacher with a group of children.......

"Today children we are going to read a story....an interesting story of a man called Steve.............He gets up early Children and he Getup, turn the computer on, make a cup of coffee, grunt, fart, scratch arse then log on to OOF.

Now wasn't that interesting children? :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

My wife, the breadwinner, is a primary school teacher.  Sometimes she brings her classroom manner home with her.  I spend hours standing in the corner, especially if I haven't been keeping up with the housework. :( :( :(



Do you have to wear a large pointy hat with a big D on it JB?.... ;)
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Re: New morning ritual
« Reply #14 on: 20 September 2010, 14:47:59 »

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My word - that was interesting!

Wasn't that interesting, everyone?

Perhaps we should all do the same, just to read interesting posts like that.

I can't wait for tomorrow, just so I can leap out of bed and do just what STMO123 does.  Doesn't he live an exciting life!


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Indeed!

I can just imagine the teacher with a group of children.......

"Today children we are going to read a story....an interesting story of a man called Steve.............He gets up early Children and he Getup, turn the computer on, make a cup of coffee, grunt, fart, scratch arse then log on to OOF.

Now wasn't that interesting children? :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

My wife, the breadwinner, is a primary school teacher.  Sometimes she brings her classroom manner home with her.  I spend hours standing in the corner, especially if I haven't been keeping up with the housework. :( :( :(



Do you have to wear a large pointy hat with a big D on it JB?.... ;)


Oh dear, I have this image now of JB in a corner:



 :D :D :D :D :D ;)
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