A couple were invited to a swanky family masked fancy dress Halloween party.
The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone.
He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to
take
some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled
by not going.
So he took his costume and away he went..
The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke without pain and as it
was still early, decided to go to the party.
As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she would have some
fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.
So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume, cavorting
around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice' chick' he could and copping
a little feel here and a little kiss there.
His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his
new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her.
She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband.
After more drinks he finally whispered a little proposition in her ear and she
agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had passionate intercourse in
the back seat.
Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the
costume away and was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind
of time he had.
'Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not
there.'
Then she asked, 'Did you dance much?'
He replied, 'I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I
met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the spare room and
played poker all evening.'
'You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker all
night!' she said with unashamed sarcasm.
To which the husband replied,
'Actually, I gave my costume to my Dad .... apparently he had the time of
his life
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