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Re: Very disappointed
« Reply #15 on: 12 October 2010, 17:19:36 »
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I was also disappointed to get a Tiger Woods video "My favourite 18 holes".

It was not what I expected as it was about golf.

youve gone and lowered the tone altogether now havent you....  ;D
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Re: Very disappointed
« Reply #16 on: 12 October 2010, 17:41:15 »
Pervert.... ::) ::) ;)
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Re: Very disappointed
« Reply #17 on: 12 October 2010, 18:15:07 »
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Rummaging through my dvd's today, I found one called 'Bald and barely legal'. Chuffed with my find I put the disc in the player and sat there, c0ck in hand, ready to bash one out. Imagine my disappointment when it turned out to be a Dept of Transport film about tyre tread depths. :(


I must admit......I like a baby smooth pussy on a woman.... :y :y but hate the "plucked chicken" look that some women have... :-/ 
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Re: Very disappointed
« Reply #18 on: 12 October 2010, 18:23:22 »
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Rummaging through my dvd's today, I found one called 'Bald and barely legal'. Chuffed with my find I put the disc in the player and sat there, c0ck in hand, ready to bash one out. Imagine my disappointment when it turned out to be a Dept of Transport film about tyre tread depths. :(


I must admit......I like a baby smooth pussy on a woman.... :y :y but hate the "plucked chicken" look that some women have... :-/ 


some of them look like the've used up 8 lives already
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Re: Very disappointed
« Reply #19 on: 12 October 2010, 18:49:29 »
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Rummaging through my dvd's today, I found one called 'Bald and barely legal'. Chuffed with my find I put the disc in the player and sat there, c0ck in hand, ready to bash one out. Imagine my disappointment when it turned out to be a Dept of Transport film about tyre tread depths. :(


I must admit......I like a baby smooth pussy on a woman.... :y :y but hate the "plucked chicken" look that some women have... :-/ 


And where can one view such a large selection of pussies Opti?
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Re: Very disappointed
« Reply #20 on: 12 October 2010, 19:33:36 »
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Rummaging through my dvd's today, I found one called 'Bald and barely legal'. Chuffed with my find I put the disc in the player and sat there, c0ck in hand, ready to bash one out. Imagine my disappointment when it turned out to be a Dept of Transport film about tyre tread depths. :(


I must admit......I like a baby smooth pussy on a woman.... :y :y but hate the "plucked chicken" look that some women have... :-/ 


And where can one view such a large selection of pussies Opti?

I've no idea Steve.. ::) ::)..(Skrunts will know.. ::) ::))....A nice decorative clit ring makes a pleasant addition to a smooth pussy in my opinion.  I don't care for too much girl fur down there.... ::) ::) ;)
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Re: Very disappointed
« Reply #21 on: 12 October 2010, 19:39:58 »
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I don't care for too much girl fur down there....  ::) ::) ;)

once dated a girl so hairy that I needed a periscope to find my way back out....  dont worry im leaving shortly  :D :D
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Re: Very disappointed
« Reply #22 on: 12 October 2010, 19:42:49 »
This thread will soon require a [size=20]NWS [/size]on it!! ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
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« Reply #23 on: 12 October 2010, 19:43:32 »
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I don't care for too much girl fur down there....  ::) ::) ;)

once dated a girl so hairy that I needed a periscope to find my way back out....  dont worry im leaving shortly  :D :D


Back in the seventies ......all the girls seemed to have the "full bush"....Girls and young women look much better today.... :y :y :y
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Re: Very disappointed
« Reply #24 on: 12 October 2010, 19:49:58 »
bad news for you, hair is coming back in fashion, at least thats what the wife says....  and funny thing is I cant find the hedge trimmers in the garage, vanished they have..  :o
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Re: Very disappointed
« Reply #25 on: 12 October 2010, 20:09:05 »
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This thread will soon require a [size=20]NWS [/size]on it!! ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)

Soon? ;D
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Re: Very disappointed...NWS because of Opti..
« Reply #26 on: 12 October 2010, 20:12:40 »
It has a NWS on it now...thanks to that filthy boy Opti... :o
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Re: Very disappointed...NWS because of Opti..
« Reply #27 on: 12 October 2010, 20:13:41 »
I prefer a nice thatch trimmed at the sides, something to nessle my nose in, amongst other parts too :P :P :-* :-* ;D
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Re: Very disappointed...NWS because of Opti..
« Reply #28 on: 12 October 2010, 20:15:42 »
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It has a NWS on it now...thanks to that filthy boy Opti... :o
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Yeah It does steven ::) :-[
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Re: Very disappointed...NWS because of Opti..
« Reply #29 on: 12 October 2010, 20:16:20 »
Slightly hairy is OK....until they turn grey. :-/
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