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[eliteomegaman]

The mystery of male behavior has been revealed. In short, we love football because it is good for us! You have every reason in the world to remain stationary for three to six hours, scream and holler like a banshee, and shove endless amounts of fatty foods and carbonated beverages into your system. It’s therapy! Or, at least, let’s keep telling ourselves this until the women in our lives force us to do something truly productive!  :-/