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i hate cars
« on: 31 December 2010, 19:52:28 »
My trusty 308 (why i call it trusty i dont know sodding thing as broke down on me twice in 3 weeks) so i get our transport bods to get enterprise to deliver a replacement...within 5 mins enterprise are ringing me saying worst time of year to get a car cant supply an estate but they say we do have a astra here would that do i said  yes...well i turn up and the astra had turned into a kia ceed...what a crock of sh1te....well i thought this morning oh well its only for a while tried to start it and it refuses to start...A.A turns up again gets it started in limp mode and says you need another so i dug my heels in this time refused the astra and i ended up with a brand new insignia diesel sri auto...and i have got to say its a nippy little car and i want one :y..
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« Reply #1 on: 31 December 2010, 20:18:06 »
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My trusty 308 (why i call it trusty i dont know sodding thing as broke down on me twice in 3 weeks) so i get our transport bods to get enterprise to deliver a replacement...within 5 mins enterprise are ringing me saying worst time of year to get a car cant supply an estate but they say we do have a astra here would that do i said  yes...well i turn up and the astra had turned into a kia ceed...what a crock of sh1te....well i thought this morning oh well its only for a while tried to start it and it refuses to start...A.A turns up again gets it started in limp mode and says you need another so i dug my heels in this time refused the astra and i ended up with a brand new insignia diesel sri auto...and i have got to say its a nippy little car and i want one :y..


 you lucky sod.... now we need a full report on it by the morning or else  ;) :)
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« Reply #2 on: 31 December 2010, 21:32:32 »
Well maybe tomorrow as I have to work all day driving it around  :y
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« Reply #3 on: 31 December 2010, 22:02:01 »
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My trusty 308 (why i call it trusty i dont know sodding thing as broke down on me twice in 3 weeks) so i get our transport bods to get enterprise to deliver a replacement...within 5 mins enterprise are ringing me saying worst time of year to get a car cant supply an estate but they say we do have a astra here would that do i said  yes...well i turn up and the astra had turned into a kia ceed...what a crock of sh1te....well i thought this morning oh well its only for a while tried to start it and it refuses to start...A.A turns up again gets it started in limp mode and says you need another so i dug my heels in this time refused the astra and i ended up with a brand new insignia diesel sri auto...and i have got to say its a nippy little car and i want one :y..


Which one?

NX01?

NCC1701?
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« Reply #4 on: 31 December 2010, 22:05:22 »
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My trusty 308 (why i call it trusty i dont know sodding thing as broke down on me twice in 3 weeks) so i get our transport bods to get enterprise to deliver a replacement...within 5 mins enterprise are ringing me saying worst time of year to get a car cant supply an estate but they say we do have a astra here would that do i said  yes...well i turn up and the astra had turned into a kia ceed...what a crock of sh1te....well i thought this morning oh well its only for a while tried to start it and it refuses to start...A.A turns up again gets it started in limp mode and says you need another so i dug my heels in this time refused the astra and i ended up with a brand new insignia diesel sri auto...and i have got to say its a nippy little car and i want one :y..


Which one?

NX01?

NCC1701?
:y :D :D :D
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« Reply #5 on: 31 December 2010, 22:46:57 »
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My trusty 308 (why i call it trusty i dont know sodding thing as broke down on me twice in 3 weeks) so i get our transport bods to get enterprise to deliver a replacement...within 5 mins enterprise are ringing me saying worst time of year to get a car cant supply an estate but they say we do have a astra here would that do i said  yes...well i turn up and the astra had turned into a kia ceed...what a crock of sh1te....well i thought this morning oh well its only for a while tried to start it and it refuses to start...A.A turns up again gets it started in limp mode and says you need another so i dug my heels in this time refused the astra and i ended up with a brand new insignia diesel sri auto...and i have got to say its a nippy little car and i want one :y..


Which one?

NX01?

NCC1701?

Coat!

Door!  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #6 on: 31 December 2010, 22:57:47 »
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My trusty 308 (why i call it trusty i dont know sodding thing as broke down on me twice in 3 weeks) so i get our transport bods to get enterprise to deliver a replacement...within 5 mins enterprise are ringing me saying worst time of year to get a car cant supply an estate but they say we do have a astra here would that do i said  yes...well i turn up and the astra had turned into a kia ceed...what a crock of sh1te....well i thought this morning oh well its only for a while tried to start it and it refuses to start...A.A turns up again gets it started in limp mode and says you need another so i dug my heels in this time refused the astra and i ended up with a brand new insignia diesel sri auto...and i have got to say its a nippy little car and i want one :y..


Which one?

NX01?

NCC1701?


Tasha Yar;

Jadzia Dax;

Seven of Nine;

The Defiant;

......would be the highlights for me. :y
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« Reply #7 on: 31 December 2010, 23:01:34 »
I think I'd rather have Ezri Dax & Kes, myself..
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« Reply #8 on: 31 December 2010, 23:08:09 »
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I think I'd rather have Ezri Dax & Kes, myself..


Evil Kes maybe - otherwise a wee bit heavy in the leg for me.

I would give Ezri the chance to demonstrate her spinning ability even though she’s a bit on the small side for my taste.

Could I slip the Borg Queen in at all?
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« Reply #9 on: 31 December 2010, 23:14:20 »
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My trusty 308 (why i call it trusty i dont know sodding thing as broke down on me twice in 3 weeks) so i get our transport bods to get enterprise to deliver a replacement...within 5 mins enterprise are ringing me saying worst time of year to get a car cant supply an estate but they say we do have a astra here would that do i said  yes...well i turn up and the astra had turned into a kia ceed...what a crock of sh1te....well i thought this morning oh well its only for a while tried to start it and it refuses to start...A.A turns up again gets it started in limp mode and says you need another so i dug my heels in this time refused the astra and i ended up with a brand new insignia diesel sri auto...and i have got to say its a nippy little car and i want one :y..


Which one?

NX01?

NCC1701?


wouldnt know mate goes like stink though :-?


and what is everyone else on about  :-?
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« Reply #10 on: 31 December 2010, 23:19:31 »
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I think I'd rather have Ezri Dax & Kes, myself..


Evil Kes maybe - otherwise a wee bit heavy in the leg for me.

I would give Ezri the chance to demonstrate her spinning ability even though she’s a bit on the small side for my taste.

Could I slip the Borg Queen in at all?

I think the Borg Queen is a little on the evil side for me.. Kes & Ezri though, perfectly proportioned (but then I do like 'em short)

[edit] Oh, oh.. B'elanna Torres, but she's not half as interesting looking without the forehead ridges.

I'll get me coat now.
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« Reply #11 on: 01 January 2011, 07:16:26 »
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My trusty 308 (why i call it trusty i dont know sodding thing as broke down on me twice in 3 weeks) so i get our transport bods to get enterprise to deliver a replacement...within 5 mins enterprise are ringing me saying worst time of year to get a car cant supply an estate but they say we do have a astra here would that do i said  yes...well i turn up and the astra had turned into a kia ceed...what a crock of sh1te....well i thought this morning oh well its only for a while tried to start it and it refuses to start...A.A turns up again gets it started in limp mode and says you need another so i dug my heels in this time refused the astra and i ended up with a brand new insignia diesel sri auto...and i have got to say its a nippy little car and i want one :y..


Which one?

NX01?

NCC1701?


wouldnt know mate goes like stink though :-?


and what is everyone else on about  :-?
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« Reply #12 on: 01 January 2011, 10:35:22 »
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My trusty 308 (why i call it trusty i dont know sodding thing as broke down on me twice in 3 weeks) so i get our transport bods to get enterprise to deliver a replacement...within 5 mins enterprise are ringing me saying worst time of year to get a car cant supply an estate but they say we do have a astra here would that do i said  yes...well i turn up and the astra had turned into a kia ceed...what a crock of sh1te....well i thought this morning oh well its only for a while tried to start it and it refuses to start...A.A turns up again gets it started in limp mode and says you need another so i dug my heels in this time refused the astra and i ended up with a brand new insignia diesel sri auto...and i have got to say its a nippy little car and i want one :y..


Which one?

NX01?

NCC1701?


Tasha Yar;

Jadzia Dax;

Seven of Nine; dribbling already

The Defiant;

......would be the highlights for me. :y
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