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Woman bites off boyfriend's testicles.
« on: 17 March 2011, 21:08:27 »
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Re: Woman bites off boyfriend's testicles.
« Reply #1 on: 17 March 2011, 21:18:42 »
so what we learned from this :

dont make sex with hungry women ;D ;D :D
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Re: Woman bites off boyfriend's testicles.
« Reply #2 on: 17 March 2011, 21:21:23 »
Maybe she like gobblinggargling balls ;D ;D ;D :y
« Last Edit: 17 March 2011, 21:22:32 by hoof »
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Re: Woman bites off boyfriend's testicles.
« Reply #3 on: 17 March 2011, 22:01:50 »
must have a bad case of jaw lock he didnt know about! ;D Serious ouch :o
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Re: Woman bites off boyfriend's testicles.
« Reply #4 on: 17 March 2011, 22:24:14 »
GBH = Grevious Balls Harm
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Re: Woman bites off boyfriend's testicles.
« Reply #5 on: 17 March 2011, 23:33:48 »
Nice pic of a woman eating grapes there  ::)
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Re: Woman bites off boyfriend's testicles.
« Reply #6 on: 17 March 2011, 23:41:20 »
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Nice pic of a woman eating grapes there  ::)

Hmm. I thought you only got grapes in a different anatomical area...?  ;) ;D
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Re: Woman bites off boyfriend's testicles.
« Reply #7 on: 17 March 2011, 23:55:40 »
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Nice pic of a woman eating grapes there  ::)

Hmm. I thought you only got grapes in a different anatomical area...?  ;) ;D
I just vom'd in my mouth  :(
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Re: Woman bites off boyfriend's testicles.
« Reply #8 on: 18 March 2011, 00:05:16 »
sure this story has been posted before-if it hasnt and this is another inncident lets hope its not a worrying trend ;D
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Re: Woman bites off boyfriend's testicles.
« Reply #9 on: 18 March 2011, 01:06:01 »
Sounds like a load of 'dangle berries' to me  :-[
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Re: Woman bites off boyfriend's testicles.
« Reply #10 on: 18 March 2011, 09:53:48 »
Perhaps she was just feeling a bit testy at the time. :-/ :-/
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Re: Woman bites off boyfriend's testicles.
« Reply #11 on: 18 March 2011, 10:01:05 »
Next time you are in bed with your woman, when things are getting a bit steamy, she moves her lips from yours, gently caresses your chest, your belly, your thigh, your....................RUN AWAY!!!!!!!! :o
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Re: Woman bites off boyfriend's testicles.
« Reply #12 on: 18 March 2011, 12:19:00 »
That poor man, that's some severe pain and suffering  :o :o
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Re: Woman bites off boyfriend's testicles.
« Reply #13 on: 18 March 2011, 18:13:49 »
i like them being licked lol but defo dont want them bitten!!!  ;D
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Re: Woman bites off boyfriend's testicles.
« Reply #14 on: 18 March 2011, 18:59:17 »
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i like them being licked lol but defo dont want them bitten!!!  ;D
Thats a coincidence, I like having mine licked too! maybe we should meet up sometime :y :y :y
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