How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered ?
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Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
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What disease did cured ham actually have?
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How is it that we (supposedly) put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
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Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
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Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
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Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
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Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural ?
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If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from ?
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Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, it gets mad at you, but when you take a dog for a car ride, it sticks his head out the window ?