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Questions that haunt us.
« on: 27 May 2011, 23:13:39 »
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered ?

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Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

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What disease did cured ham actually have?

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How is it that we (supposedly) put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

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Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

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Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

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Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

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Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural ?

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If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from ?

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Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, it gets mad at you, but when you take a dog for a car ride, it sticks his head out the window ?

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Re: Questtions that haunt us.
« Reply #1 on: 27 May 2011, 23:21:39 »
very good. ;D
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Re: Questions that haunt us.
« Reply #2 on: 28 May 2011, 00:42:03 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Questions that haunt us.
« Reply #3 on: 28 May 2011, 01:50:58 »
and if you can't stick cotton buds in your ear....what the hell are they for?  :o
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Re: Questions that haunt us.
« Reply #4 on: 28 May 2011, 03:20:47 »
Interesting!!  ;D ;D ;D  :y
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Re: Questions that haunt us.
« Reply #5 on: 28 May 2011, 09:29:40 »
When you've lost something why do people ask where you had it last?

When you find it, it's always in the last place you look!
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Re: Questions that haunt us.
« Reply #6 on: 28 May 2011, 09:35:50 »
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When you've lost something why do people ask where you had it last?
When you find it, it's always in the last place you look!


 ;D ;D ;D The first words out of my wife's mouth as I blunder about looking for my keys. ;D
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Re: Questions that haunt us.
« Reply #7 on: 28 May 2011, 22:03:06 »
And if you send a parcel by road its called a shipment

but if you send it by sea its called Cargo ;) ;) ;)
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Re: Questions that haunt us.
« Reply #8 on: 30 May 2011, 21:03:17 »
If you choke a smurf what colour does it go?
Why do they sterilise the needle before the lethal injection?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
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Re: Questions that haunt us.
« Reply #9 on: 30 May 2011, 21:06:47 »
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If you choke a smurf what colour does it go?
Why do they sterilise the needle before the lethal injection?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?

A bread knife!!  :D ;D
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