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women and cars..
« on: 13 September 2010, 23:14:40 »
yes before you start, there are those of a pink persuasion who know how to handle a power rear wheel drive motor..

but there are those that dont.

previous motor was a fwd manual audi 1.9td.

so how do you explain the " new" respectful way of driving a 3.0 auto in the wet??
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« Reply #1 on: 13 September 2010, 23:20:05 »
Find a big empty car park on a wet day? :) or just hide the keys  ;)
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« Reply #2 on: 13 September 2010, 23:20:16 »
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so how do you explain the " new" respectful way of driving a 3.0 auto in the wet??

tell her to leave it on the drive and you can buy her her own FWD car!  :y  :y  :y
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« Reply #3 on: 14 September 2010, 00:20:14 »
the car is hers, the old escort van is mine along with the 3.0 bit..?

(as previous comment i have said to give it some beans on a dry, children, traffic, people, speed camera, community officer speed cam holding , neighbour hood watch free occasion...)
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« Reply #4 on: 14 September 2010, 09:54:53 »
I have a little plastic sign here in work on a colleagues desk.

It reads......


"Anything with Wheels or Tits will never mix successfully"

Wonder if he has the same problem??
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« Reply #5 on: 14 September 2010, 11:50:12 »
Women are always as good as men driving any vehicle ::) ::) ::) ::)

The only diffence is when a women has a collision it is usually soft and mild, but a man having a collision is usually fast, heavy, and final!! :D :D :D :D :D :D ;) ;)
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« Reply #6 on: 14 September 2010, 12:40:31 »
I agree, but he's a chauvanist, and I'm not!!

Funnily enough, he's not married/attached either.............
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« Reply #7 on: 14 September 2010, 12:59:57 »
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I agree, but he's a chauvanist, and I'm not!!

Funnily enough, he's not married/attached either.............


I wonder why Mike!! ::) ::) :D :D :D :D ;)
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« Reply #8 on: 14 September 2010, 13:07:00 »
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Women are always as good as men driving any vehicle ::) ::) ::) ::)

The only diffence is when a women has a collision it is usually soft and mild, but a man having a collision is usually fast, heavy, and final!! :D :D :D :D :D :D ;) ;)
Bol*ocks :D
Some men are better than some women, and some women are better that some men. Fact
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« Reply #9 on: 14 September 2010, 13:30:31 »
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Women are always as good as men driving any vehicle ::) ::) ::) ::)

The only diffence is when a women has a collision it is usually soft and mild, but a man having a collision is usually fast, heavy, and final!! :D :D :D :D :D :D ;) ;)
Bol*ocks :D
Some men are better than some women, and some women are better that some men. Fact


Exactly, we are equal! :y :y :y  That is what I said if you read the logic in my statement :D :D :D :D ;)
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« Reply #10 on: 14 September 2010, 13:34:37 »
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Exactly, we are equal! :y :y :y   .....

but some are more equal than others!  :y   :y  :y  :y
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« Reply #11 on: 14 September 2010, 13:55:58 »
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Women are always as good as men driving any vehicle ::) ::) ::) ::)

The only diffence is when a women has a collision it is usually soft and mild, but a man having a collision is usually fast, heavy, and final!! :D :D :D :D :D :D ;) ;)
Bol*ocks :D
Some men are better than some women, and some women are better that some men. Fact


Exactly, we are equal! :y :y :y  That is what I said if you read the logic in my statement :D :D :D :D ;)

There can't have been any logic, you're a w..uuhhh I mean.. yes, your logic was infallible.

*runs and hides*

 ;D :D

[edit] Just because you don't all know me around here yet, I'll point out I really am joking .. Sarcasm may be the lowest form of wit, but it's the only wit I have!  :D
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« Reply #12 on: 14 September 2010, 14:08:59 »
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Women are always as good as men driving any vehicle ::) ::) ::) ::)

The only diffence is when a women has a collision it is usually soft and mild, but a man having a collision is usually fast, heavy, and final!! :D :D :D :D :D :D ;) ;)
Bol*ocks :D
Some men are better than some women, and some women are better that some men. Fact


Exactly, we are equal! :y :y :y  That is what I said if you read the logic in my statement :D :D :D :D ;)

There can't have been any logic, you're a w..uuhhh I mean.. yes, your logic was infallible.

*runs and hides*

 ;D :D

[edit] Just because you don't all know me around here yet, I'll point out I really am joking .. Sarcasm may be the lowest form of wit, but it's the only wit I have!  :D


Ok, this time I'll let you off! ::) ::) :D :D :D :D :D :D :D ;) ;)
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« Reply #13 on: 14 September 2010, 14:12:16 »
Phew ;)
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« Reply #14 on: 14 September 2010, 14:24:45 »
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Women are always as good as men driving any vehicle ::) ::) ::) ::)

The only diffence is when a women has a collision it is usually soft and mild, but a man having a collision is usually fast, heavy, and final!! :D :D :D :D :D :D ;) ;)
Bol*ocks :D
Some men are better than some women, and some women are better that some men. Fact


Exactly, we are equal! :y :y :y  That is what I said if you read the logic in my statement :D :D :D :D ;)
you said 'Women are always as good as men driving any vehicle' which is not true
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