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apparently a true story
« on: 02 July 2007, 12:01:44 »
From the Daily News comes this story of a Walsall couple who drove their car
to Asda, only to have their car break down in the car park.

The husband told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the
car.

The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On
closer inspection, she saw a pair of hairy legs protruding from under the
chassis.

Unfortunately, although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned
his private parts into glaringly public ones.

Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly
put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place.

On regaining her feet, she looked across the bonnet and found herself
staring at her husband who was standing idly by.

The RAC mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead


 ;D ;D i did chuckle
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Re: apparently a true story
« Reply #1 on: 02 July 2007, 12:13:34 »
 ;D ;D :y
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Re: apparently a true story
« Reply #2 on: 02 July 2007, 16:10:54 »
Outstanding  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: apparently a true story
« Reply #3 on: 02 July 2007, 17:11:15 »
 :o   ;D ;D ;D
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Re: apparently a true story
« Reply #4 on: 02 July 2007, 17:22:41 »
Excellent - already forwarded to my circ list.  ;D
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Re: apparently a true story
« Reply #5 on: 02 July 2007, 17:23:59 »
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From the Daily News comes this story of a Walsall couple who drove their car
to Asda, only to have their car break down in the car park.

The husband told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the
car.

The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On
closer inspection, she saw a pair of hairy legs protruding from under the
chassis.

Unfortunately, although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned
his private parts into glaringly public ones.

Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly
put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place.

On regaining her feet, she looked across the bonnet and found herself
staring at her husband who was standing idly by.

The RAC mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead


 ;D ;D i did chuckle


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: apparently a true story
« Reply #6 on: 02 July 2007, 17:25:32 »
Like it Mate  ;D ;D
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Re: apparently a true story
« Reply #7 on: 02 July 2007, 18:51:33 »
Definately true, I was that RAC man!!

In my dreams ;D ;D ;D
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Re: apparently a true story
« Reply #8 on: 03 July 2007, 02:47:41 »
thats a cracker lol
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Re: apparently a true story
« Reply #9 on: 03 July 2007, 07:29:26 »
 :y ;D :DThat's a LMAO
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Re: apparently a true story
« Reply #10 on: 03 July 2007, 08:03:45 »
An RAC man wearing shorts on duty?
Methinks I smell an urban myth .........
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