Not exactly "today" but did ~800 miles over the last week in the BMW; Northampton to Portsmouth, Caen to Omaha Beach, Omaha Beach to Le Mans, Le Mans to Gold->Juno->Sword and back to Caen, Portsmouth to Northampton.
I learned several things:
1) The Dynamic Drive (hydraulically actuated anti-roll bar) is well and truly donald ducked, so more often than not I effectively have a car with no front ARB and a stiff rear ARB (hello, oversteer)
2) I hate the BMW "bong" .. same bong for you're nearly out of fuel, the roof is up or "your car is about to fall apart"

3) French women are beautiful and when the sun is out and there's a beach nearby they don't wear much

4) I really can't speak very much French so have no idea what the two girls who came up to me in Saint-Aubin-sur-Mer and asked me something (while wearing wet dresses & swim suits

) were saying .. I want to believe they were saying "Hey Mister, please take us home and have your way with us" but it was probably more like "€20 sucky sucky?"

5) Despite having the lower arms changed before the trip the car is back to trying to wobble the front end apart under breaking (y'know, like an Omega with knackered front bushes) and clunks like the wheels are going to fall off over rough ground. Really must get that fixed before something really does fall off..