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maddog

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hi i am new do you want to hear a joke
« on: 20 September 2007, 17:41:20 »
 ;Di was driving down the road in my omega and was dying for a wee i had no wear to pull over and do this so i had look round in the car and saw a empty can of drink so i did it in there i was swaying a bit as i was doing this not seeing the blue lights behind me the copper done me for being in possesion of canopiss as i pass the alchol test
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Re: hi i am new do you want to hear a joke
« Reply #1 on: 20 September 2007, 17:43:23 »
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;Di was driving down the road in my omega and was dying for a wee i had no wear to pull over and do this so i had look round in the car and saw a empty can of drink so i did it in there i was swaying a bit as i was doing this not seeing the blue lights behind me the copper done me for being in possesion of canopiss as i pass the alchol test

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Welcome to the site :y

Good joke but jokes are best in the Chat section mate :y
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Re: hi i am new do you want to hear a joke
« Reply #2 on: 20 September 2007, 18:12:42 »
Hello & welcome  :)
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Re: hi i am new do you want to hear a joke
« Reply #3 on: 20 September 2007, 18:20:13 »
Hello and welcome...
                                 Good joke, made me laugh ;D ;D
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Re: hi i am new do you want to hear a joke
« Reply #4 on: 20 September 2007, 21:25:00 »
Welcome to the site :)

As to joke, don't give up the day job ;D
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Re: hi i am new do you want to hear a joke
« Reply #5 on: 20 September 2007, 21:32:52 »
Welcome to the site Maddog - seems like you've got the hang of it already :y
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Re: hi i am new do you want to hear a joke
« Reply #6 on: 20 September 2007, 21:56:20 »
Hi & welcome to the forum :y
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Re: hi i am new do you want to hear a joke
« Reply #7 on: 20 September 2007, 23:44:35 »
Greetings   :y :y
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Re: hi i am new do you want to hear a joke
« Reply #8 on: 21 September 2007, 01:07:26 »
No, definately don't give up the day job! ;D
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Re: hi i am new do you want to hear a joke
« Reply #9 on: 21 September 2007, 06:03:58 »
Wecome to the Forum Maddog :y
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Re: hi i am new do you want to hear a joke
« Reply #10 on: 21 September 2007, 09:13:15 »
Hi Maddog, welcome to the forum :y
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Re: hi i am new do you want to hear a joke
« Reply #11 on: 21 September 2007, 10:52:02 »
Good one - welcome !
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Re: hi i am new do you want to hear a joke
« Reply #12 on: 21 September 2007, 15:21:52 »
Welcome and enjoy mate :y
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Re: hi i am new do you want to hear a joke
« Reply #13 on: 21 September 2007, 16:15:45 »
 :) Hiya maddog
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Re: hi i am new do you want to hear a joke
« Reply #14 on: 21 September 2007, 18:54:21 »
Hi and welcome to the forum :y
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