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Baron Von Spongebob

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Pondering
« on: 02 September 2007, 00:19:04 »
What do sheep count when they can't get to sleep?

Why do kamikazee pilots wear helmets?

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

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Re: Pondering
« Reply #1 on: 02 September 2007, 01:11:01 »
What do sheep count when they can't get to sleep? they count their family members including cousins and inbreds

Why do kamikazee pilots wear helmets? to contain the mess that needs to be cleaned up afterwards

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? it is, cant you read??  ;D

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings? company vehicle, he had it at his house the night before... always thinkin!

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan? pan's made of 100% teflon

What was the best thing before sliced bread? bread rolls

thought i'd be the first to have a go!!
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Re: Pondering
« Reply #2 on: 02 September 2007, 01:15:12 »
A first class attempt.. ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Pondering
« Reply #3 on: 02 September 2007, 01:22:21 »
there's not really a wrong answer in my effort there!!
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Re: Pondering
« Reply #4 on: 02 September 2007, 12:07:37 »
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What do sheep count when they can't get to sleep? they count their family members including cousins and inbreds

Why do kamikazee pilots wear helmets? to contain the mess that needs to be cleaned up afterwards

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? it is, cant you read??  ;D

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings? company vehicle, he had it at his house the night before... always thinkin!

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan? pan's made of 100% teflon

What was the best thing before sliced bread? bread rolls

thought i'd be the first to have a go!!
Like it Will good effort ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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