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[Darth Loo-knee]

I was being followed by an Omega, so at the next junction dived out with one of Mike Dundee's (the avatar knicker ) fliers, the women wound down her window "Give you husband this Duck! Its a sort of Club for Omega Owners" "Oh he will love that" she said......

So Chopsdad may have some competition  

[Bo Bo]

"Give you husband this Duck!

Why would he want a duck  

[omegalord]

hahaha , its a stokey think duck , oatcakes and ducks!!!

[Darth Loo-knee]

Up Hanley Duck

[omegalord]

Yeah lol

Lost count how many times ive said that to a taxi driver. Had a night out and fell asleep on valentinos carpark only to be woken up by mr singh putting his stall up for the sunday market!!

 

[Bo Bo]

hahaha , its a stokey think duck , oatcakes and ducks!!!

Ah, massive  

[Darth Loo-knee]

 
Bloke I work with went to the Hope and Anchor at Cellarhead got leathered a decided to sleep in his van, got up on the Saturday morning and he was surrounded by Car Boot Stalls had to ask everyone to move so he could go to work

[omegalord]

My mate Dean came down one weekend , we went up hanley duck in his rover 1.slow and parked on the market carpark. We totally forgot about it and caught a taxi home. Woke up the next day and raced back up there in mine to find the car totally surrounded by market stalls! , Got a telling off by the local plod.

 

[TheBoy]

Can someone translate for us souls that don't understand MASSIVE speak?

[omegalord]

  , if you went into the BP station off the a500 near kidsgrove you would think the woman was speaking a foreign language.
A typical experience.....

{lady behind counter says}   Hiya duck, you ok duck, what can i get you duck
{me} just the fuel please}
{lady behind counter says} Ok duck thats £25 duck please , thanks duck , £5 change duck , have a nice day duck , ta ra duck..........(next customer walks in) , hiya duck... and so on

lol    

[VX1]

These northener's always have to have a 'Duck' somewhere in there conflab don't they!  

[Danny]

i dont!!

[Danny]

, if you went into the BP station off the a500 near kidsgrove you would think the woman was speaking a foreign language.
A typical experience.....

{lady behind counter says}   Hiya duck, you ok duck, what can i get you duck
{me} just the fuel please}
{lady behind counter says} Ok duck thats £25 duck please , thanks duck , £5 change duck , have a nice day duck , ta ra duck..........(next customer walks in) , hiya duck... and so on

lol    

"duck off!" springs to mind!!!

[Darth Loo-knee]

We used to have a comic strip piece in the local paper "May un Mar Lady", an old man and woman and how they spoke to each other.
Have a look at this link see if you understand then

 http://www.thepotteries.org/dialect.html

[DaveL]

, if you went into the BP station off the a500 near kidsgrove you would think the woman was speaking a foreign language.
A typical experience.....

{lady behind counter says}   Hiya duck, you ok duck, what can i get you duck
{me} just the fuel please}
{lady behind counter says} Ok duck thats £25 duck please , thanks duck , £5 change duck , have a nice day duck , ta ra duck..........(next customer walks in) , hiya duck... and so on

lol    

"duck off!" springs to mind!!!

..seems also to be a saying in Nottinghamshire and parts of Lincolnshire, not just up North, but I suppose it depends on where abouts you are standing.

DaveL