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Re: Can anybody guess....
« Reply #15 on: 19 September 2007, 22:24:56 »
I am going therefore to go for a foreign language....
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Re: Can anybody guess....
« Reply #16 on: 19 September 2007, 22:30:36 »
As you appreciate British Engineering I reckon your getting a Pilot's license so you can fly that Vulcan.......!
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« Reply #17 on: 19 September 2007, 22:31:07 »
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naked oil wrestling :)

Did anyone mention oil?  :o
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« Reply #18 on: 19 September 2007, 22:32:37 »
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As you appreciate British Engineering I reckon your getting a Pilot's license so you can fly that Vulcan.......!

Interesting, but you don't actually do your first 'practical' flight at night.... and as any rate it is called 'solo' not practical...  :o
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Re: Can anybody guess....
« Reply #19 on: 19 September 2007, 22:37:21 »
Class one HGV PRACTICAL TEST. LEARNING TO LEAN OUT THE CAB WINDOW AT THE LOCAL NOTTS GIRLS. only joking mark.
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Re: Can anybody guess....
« Reply #20 on: 19 September 2007, 22:38:39 »
I'd bet your bricking it......   ;D
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« Reply #21 on: 19 September 2007, 22:40:49 »
Haggis catching  ;)
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Re: Can anybody guess....
« Reply #22 on: 19 September 2007, 22:48:28 »
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Re: Can anybody guess....
« Reply #23 on: 19 September 2007, 23:18:36 »
I suspect I know  :-X

Anyone who asks me if I know will get stonewalled though.
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Re: Can anybody guess....
« Reply #24 on: 19 September 2007, 23:19:00 »
Welly wanging
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Re: Can anybody guess....
« Reply #25 on: 20 September 2007, 00:02:21 »
I am going with Loo Knee and Hotel21, and saying Bricklaying, 'cause I seem to remember you mentioning wanting to do this several months ago. Me, I'm doing a training course in getting plastered !. I bought a DVD from Ebay (turned out to be a copy  :'() and have a whole room to practise on, before I give up and call in the professionals.  :y
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« Reply #26 on: 20 September 2007, 08:07:36 »
Yup....its bricklaying.....something I can do but, dont realy know the techniques and I bugger around with each brick to much so it takes me ages....

Then its on with Mrs DTM's extension number 2....and this time I shall do everything but the plastering.
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Re: Can anybody guess....
« Reply #27 on: 20 September 2007, 08:57:02 »
Well if you ever meet John Prescott you'll have something to chat about  ;D

Well done Mark, I admire people who can actually do things with their hands, I struggle just with keeping the Omega in shape...  :(
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Re: Can anybody guess....
« Reply #28 on: 20 September 2007, 10:33:02 »
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Japanese contorsionism whilst juggling a chainsaw, medicine ball and an egg whilst wearing a pink leotard and chewing a razorblad dressed with peanut butter?

No?

How about, underwater triffle syphoning using only the internal organs of a south american warthog?

Closer?

Right. Got it. Whalebird skinning and rabbit jousting, backwards with a pitch fork and marmite. At the same time as deadbat frying in dog juice with a hint of lampthread?

Go on than. What is it?











NURSE????? I need help!!!!

it is of great concern to me that you even think like this  ;D
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Re: Can anybody guess....
« Reply #29 on: 20 September 2007, 17:23:24 »
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Yup....its bricklaying.....something I can do but, dont realy know the techniques and I bugger around with each brick to much so it takes me ages....

Then its on with Mrs DTM's extension number 2....and this time I shall do everything but the plastering.

Nice one Mark :y
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