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Dave-C

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« on: 24 September 2007, 20:37:55 »
Can anyone understand this following dialogue c&p'd from an e-mail?  I don't get it!!! ::)



A Welsh farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from a pond.
 
The Welsh farmer shouted: 'Paid a yfed a dwr, maer gwerthin wedi Cachu un a for.'

Which means: 'Don't drink the water, the cows have pooped in it.'
 
The man shouts back: 'I'm a ******, I don't understand. Please speak in English.'
 
The Welsh farmer says: 'Use two hands, it holds more'!!!


 ::) ::) ::)


Adapted, sorry, make your own mind up what he is....

DC :-[
 
« Last Edit: 24 September 2007, 20:45:15 by dave_c »
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Re: Welsh Farmer
« Reply #1 on: 24 September 2007, 20:39:28 »
I'm not sure this thread will stay around for long  :-/  ::)
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Re: Welsh Farmer
« Reply #2 on: 24 September 2007, 20:41:02 »
Tut, Tut, Tut

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Re: Welsh Farmer
« Reply #3 on: 25 September 2007, 00:53:14 »
Got it!!  "I'm a ******"  is really  "I'm a Volkswagen Driver"   ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Welsh Farmer
« Reply #4 on: 25 September 2007, 06:19:30 »
cowpat lover?
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Re: Welsh Farmer
« Reply #5 on: 25 September 2007, 09:05:54 »
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Can anyone understand this following dialogue c&p'd from an e-mail?  I don't get it!!! ::)



A Welsh farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from a pond.
 
The Welsh farmer shouted: 'Paid a yfed a dwr, maer gwerthin wedi Cachu un a for.'

Which means: 'Don't drink the water, the cows have pooped in it.'
 
The man shouts back: 'I'm a ******, I don't understand. Please speak in English.'
 
The Welsh farmer says: 'Use two hands, it holds more'!!!


 ::) ::) ::)


Adapted, sorry, make your own mind up what he is....

DC :-[
 



I did'nt get that joke dave and i am welsh ;D
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Re: Welsh Farmer
« Reply #6 on: 25 September 2007, 09:16:03 »
I like it.....

Maria.....the ****** = 'I'm from Cardiff'..... ::)
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Re: Welsh Farmer
« Reply #7 on: 25 September 2007, 09:38:34 »
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Can anyone understand this following dialogue c&p'd from an e-mail?  I don't get it!!! ::)



A Welsh farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from a pond.
 
The Welsh farmer shouted: 'Paid a yfed a dwr, maer gwerthin wedi Cachu un a for.'

Which means: 'Don't drink the water, the cows have pooped in it.'
 
The man shouts back: 'I'm a ******, I don't understand. Please speak in English.'
 
The Welsh farmer says: 'Use two hands, it holds more'!!!


 ::) ::) ::)


Adapted, sorry, make your own mind up what he is....

DC :-[
 


You make me laugh in the morning :)  thanks..
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Re: Welsh Farmer
« Reply #8 on: 26 September 2007, 01:43:00 »
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I like it.....

Maria.....the ****** = 'I'm from Cardiff'..... ::)

Fantastic ;D
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Re: Welsh Farmer
« Reply #9 on: 26 September 2007, 12:07:07 »
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I like it.....

Maria.....the ****** = 'I'm from Cardiff'..... ::)

Fantastic ;D



you would laugh James :P, us welsh are OK really and not all that daft ,just a little ;D ;D
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Re: Welsh Farmer
« Reply #10 on: 26 September 2007, 15:54:15 »
The ********** must be a Volvo driver :y
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