you'll realise it's quite possible to control 3 pedals with two feet
Yup, though the omega pedal setup is not ideal for this...
Agreed, it's 10 times easier to heel-toe in the BMW, likewise with my Impreza when I had it. The only other car I've driven that had a similarly poor pedal layout was a Mondeo TD... and the throttle response on that was so bad it was hardly worth the effort of trying to blip it

As to getting a chauffeur, can't afford one.
LOL well you're half way there... all you need now is the invention of the automatic steering wheel, accelerator and braking system. You now have the most relaxing, but most boring drive ever imaginable

Got to own up, at your age, I only ever considered manuals. As you grow up get older, your style change, and the auto becomes more appealling. You find you let chavs win at the lights (mostly
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I don't intend to grow old... party animal forever! Besides, my dad is fast approaching retirement age and he still enjoys his cars. He has never owned an automatic in his life and I doubt he's planning on starting any time soon, barring a medical issue or similar.
As to driving skill, trust me, an auto needs much more skill to rebalance in a badly taken corner than a manual 
Yes, in the same way that a Daewoo Matiz needs more skill to rebalance in a badly taken corner than a Porsche 911 Turbo

. One is more suited to the job than the latter, which may make it more controllable but that also means you can get in and out quicker and with a better sense of achievement and exhilaration when you get it right. You're also less likely to get out of shape in the first place when you've got better control over the car. How I pined for a manual gearbox when I drove down the Pacific Coast Highway in the summer, now there is one road that doesn't fit the typical American stereotype, brilliant road. I still managed to have the tyres screaming for mercy even with the slushy, but it would have been much smoother, quicker and more satisfying with me driving the car rather than having a computer make all the wrong decisions
