Well it's quite clear to see the difference between the drivers, and the "get from a-b with as little effort as possible"

"An auto will leave for dead a similar manual".... LOL what rubbish, the autos almost always have higher gearing which kills acceleration (IMO the manual in the Omega is over-geared for an engine that needs 4500+ RPM to get going, the autos with only 4 ratios are woefully over-geared), and that's before you take into account the torque convertor burning up a fair chunk of your horsepower as heat.
Oh and manufacturer's 0-60 times for manual cars tend to be conservative in my experience, it's quite easy to beat them without being overly harsh on the clutch and gearbox, provided you can drive properly! One of the advantages of a clutch is that you can get the revs up before launching so the engine doesn't bog down... OK do it every time you take off and you'll wear out the clutch eventually, but it'll knock a fair bit off the quoted 0-60 time. The BMW SMG gearbox even has a "launch control" button that does this for you via hydraulic actuators!
This though is the funniest part: "a modern auto will always be in the right gear"... hmm, I guess you've never done any advanced driving (that is, road driving not race type stuff). The "right gear" takes into account a lot of factors, some of them being road conditions and what's coming up ahead. Now I can't say for sure but I'd suspect even "modern" autos don't yet have sensors monitoring the road conditions, and cameras reading the road ahead? Now if you're a "point and squirt" type driver who just wants to get to the destination, then it probably is in what you'd consider to be the right gear. But I'm my experience, other than cruising on the motorway they're often in the
wrong gear... I'd hazard a bet that if you sat an advanced driving test in a manual car, but selected the gears as an auto does then you'd be pretty certain to fail. Pro-active driving is as much about reading what's ahead and selecting the
appropriate gear, rather than just naively basing it on engine revs and load.
In summary: yes, driving auto is easier; yes it takes less skill to do a 0-60.... but the reality is many people (myself included) consider that the better performance, better fuel economy, more driver involvement (and thus enjoyment) of a manual gearbox far outway any of the disavantages. If using your left hand to move a small stick now and then is such a chore then that's your prerogative, but personally I don't see it as much different to turning the wheel, or pressing the brakes - it's just as much part of the driving, and I quite enjoy it.
BTW Tiptronic is utter crap, absolutely nothing like a manual to drive... typically reaction is quite slow, it's still got the dreaded torque convertor, and best of all the computer is smarter than you so it can over-ride your gear selections - all humans are inherently stupid aren't they? If you really can't be bothered moving a stick, but want to feel like you're controlling the car, then I'd suggest BMW's SMG-II or Audi's DSG or similar. Proper "manual" gearboxes with a proper clutch, but all hydraulically activated so it's shifted for you. Shifts can be done really quickly, and it retains the proper control of a clutch, unlike the elastic band effect of a torque convertor - not to mention the power-sapping heating of transmission fluid.
But in the end, maybe you should consider a chauffeur to drive you around... can you really be bothered turning that stupid big circle every few minutes just to get the car to go around corners? Pah!
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