A very Bad Omega day
Morning: 7am.
item 1) Blowing exhaust flexi pipe on the way to work.
Sounded like a flatulent 747 eating chilli.
item 2) Front Tyre burst on the way to work.
Only 6 months old.
item 3) Changed burst tyre wheel and fitted spare on a hill.
A never before used spare.
Burst tyre wheel fused to axle.
Prized off with a clawhammer. Eventually
item 4) BIG MISTAKE1. Called KwikFit to price Flexi Exhaust Component.
( KF Response: Bring it on down and well have a look )
Afternoon: 13:00 PM
item 5) Freshly Installed spare wheel tyre now flat.
OH F@*K
Hobbled and farted all the 1.5 miles to KwikFit.
item 6) Both CATS blowing and obvious tyre knackeration.
item 7) Having no front tyre and no spare by this time, therefore
well up for a shafting.
Lo and Behold the lowest priced tyre in stock = £141.00 + etc. etc.
OH Bug@&r.
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OK, What about the farting Exhaust, I asked innocently.
£377.00 for both CATS.
OH Bug@&r.
Does anyone know if public transport works yet?