
i got me an you guys an update and it's a case of a little good, some not-so-bad and lots of bad news really.
Good news is, no pipes are burning or split or anything. Not-so-bad news is there's precious little oil in the plug wells.

bad news is, the beast has been drinking coolant and dripping some oil. The oil's coming out from the right side camcover gasket and both burning off by the exhaust and dripping down the engine

Went to a mechanic today and within seconds said " that smell is burning oil........it's coming from the rocker gasket.....there might be steam coming from the front of the engine.......might be water pump, maybe head gasket."
took off filler cap, oodles of mayo. and with engine running, steam too!
visual and verbal verdict.
head gasket gone on right hand side. maybe not on other. waaaah!
excess pressure from water in the cylinders causing oil to force out through newish rocker gasket and bad running (ie not all cylinders starting up straightaway.) i confirmed that it has been a bit lumpy sometimes!
havent had time to price up/investigate head gasket costs but is it even worth it on an 85k 9 year old motor?!
ho hum. best not drive it any more eh?!