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Jimbob

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Itchy
« on: 30 October 2007, 07:41:31 »
Going for the snip next week  :o

So, to follow on from the Hot / Cold thread....

I had to shave me bits last night, all went fine, nice and smooth, no nicks  :y

But bloody hell do I itch today  :(

Its driving me nuts (No pun intended  ;D )
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Re: Itchy
« Reply #1 on: 30 October 2007, 08:19:05 »
I am [size=22]SO[/size] glad I have already had my breakfast!

You weren't tempted to let Mrs Jimbob do the deed then....or worried that you might have had the minor op early as a result!

For some reason I keep picturing a couple of gooseberries....
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Re: Itchy
« Reply #2 on: 30 October 2007, 08:37:26 »
no, one of those things i'd rather do myself  ::)
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Re: Itchy
« Reply #3 on: 30 October 2007, 11:08:07 »
Oooh nasty!

Makes me squirm just thinking about it!
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Re: Itchy
« Reply #4 on: 30 October 2007, 14:00:26 »
Had it done many years ago - piece of p*ss, didn't feel a thing. :y However, I did decline when the surgeon asked if I wanted to sit up and watch!! :o ;D My missus even made me test it later that evening to make sure everything still worked!!  :-X

Oh and yes, there is a bit of an itch for a while! ::)
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Re: Itchy
« Reply #5 on: 30 October 2007, 14:22:07 »
If there is no joke about 'feeling a prick' as they do the anaesthetic I'll be disappointed  ;D
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Re: Itchy
« Reply #6 on: 30 October 2007, 16:57:34 »
Had to laugh when I read your post Jimbob ;D
I had it done about seven years ago, and I was hearing all the Horror Stories at Work :-?
I was a bit worried to say the least, My mate said his head and heals were the only things touching the bed ;D ;D ;D
But Honestly sat there and watched, a little uncomfortable if anything.
Oh and my leg lifted up when he gave a pull ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Itchy
« Reply #7 on: 30 October 2007, 17:00:13 »
Had the same procedure a couple of years ago, but the shaving wasn't a requirement.

The worst bit was finding out that they don't knock you out before the event!  :o  :o

Best bit was when the woman with the local anaesthetic looked at me and said “Are you afraid of needles?"

"No!” I said, as I'm a diabetic, "It's where you're about to stick it that worries me"  ;D  ;D

Good luck!
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Re: Itchy
« Reply #8 on: 30 October 2007, 17:02:01 »
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Had to laugh when I read your post Jimbob ;D
I had it done about seven years ago, and I was hearing all the Horror Stories at Work :-?
I was a bit worried to say the least, My mate said his head and heals were the only things touching the bed ;D ;D ;D
But Honestly sat there and watched, a little uncomfortable if anything.
Oh and my leg lifted up when he gave a pull ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

My leg lifts up sometimes when i give it a pull  ;D

Joking aside good luck Jimbob  :y

BTW, did you go the hot or cold route  ::)
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Re: Itchy
« Reply #9 on: 30 October 2007, 17:02:04 »
When asked if we are thinking of having more kids I always reply 'not with this wife'  ::)
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Re: Itchy
« Reply #10 on: 30 October 2007, 17:26:57 »
WOW Guys Way too much Information :o :o

But good luck anyway :y
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Re: Itchy
« Reply #11 on: 30 October 2007, 17:56:18 »
oh I haven't laughed so much in public for a long time.....

currently sat on a packed tram and I am roaring with laughter....people round me think I have lost the plot
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Re: Itchy
« Reply #12 on: 30 October 2007, 18:01:03 »
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oh I haven't laughed so much in p u b i c for a long time.....

currently sat on a packed tram and I am roaring with laughter....people round me think I have lost the plot

 ;D ;D
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Re: Itchy
« Reply #13 on: 30 October 2007, 18:06:19 »
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oh I haven't laughed so much in p u b i c for a long time.....

currently sat on a packed tram and I am roaring with laughter....people round me think I have lost the plot

 ;D ;D
and that just set me off again
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Re: Itchy
« Reply #14 on: 30 October 2007, 18:50:33 »
Glad I've given you all a laugh, went the hot route  :y

Wonder if a Back Sack & Crack wax would be less irritating  :-?
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