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Author Topic: HERE'S A DAFT ONE  (Read 949 times)

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STMO123

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HERE'S A DAFT ONE
« on: 04 November 2007, 21:39:18 »
Two dyslexics in a car. One says "Can you smell petrol?" The other one says "Dont be a c*nt, I cant even smell my name"

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Re: HERE'S A DAFT ONE
« Reply #1 on: 04 November 2007, 21:40:41 »
Got a new job with the samaritans. Tried to phone in sick this morning but the b*stards talked me out of it.
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Re: HERE'S A DAFT ONE
« Reply #2 on: 04 November 2007, 21:44:37 »
PMSL  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: HERE'S A DAFT ONE
« Reply #3 on: 04 November 2007, 22:09:56 »
i like it
« Last Edit: 04 November 2007, 22:10:13 by raximax »
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Re: HERE'S A DAFT ONE
« Reply #4 on: 04 November 2007, 23:22:59 »
legendary!!
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Re: HERE'S A DAFT ONE
« Reply #5 on: 04 November 2007, 23:47:43 »
 :DI do'nt believe it! ;D ;D
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Re: HERE'S A DAFT ONE
« Reply #6 on: 05 November 2007, 00:09:06 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: HERE'S A DAFT ONE
« Reply #7 on: 05 November 2007, 00:50:35 »
Wicked Steve! [smiley=evil.gif] ;D ;D ;D

RATFL ;D
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« Reply #8 on: 05 November 2007, 09:23:46 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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