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Re: Nag's Head on Monday
« Reply #30 on: 05 November 2007, 22:44:50 »
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One good swift kick to those nuts and it would all be over!! :P

It certainly would! Gallons of it ;D
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« Reply #31 on: 05 November 2007, 22:45:37 »
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I overheard someone say "if he ran into a wall with an erection he would break his nose" :D

That wouldn't be Mrs.Elite Pete would it????? ;D
No mate she hasn't been near a set of gonads for about 10 years. Well not that I know of ::) ;D
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« Reply #32 on: 05 November 2007, 22:50:13 »
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I overheard someone say "if he ran into a wall with an erection he would break his nose" :D

That wouldn't be Mrs.Elite Pete would it????? ;D
And another thing if that was the wife do you think I would be on here now ::)
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« Reply #33 on: 05 November 2007, 22:50:41 »
Just had to explain to Mrs. Loo-knee why I posted that reply to Mr. Elite Pete......

I said well Mrs.Elite Pete said about Pete that if he ran into a wall with a touch on he would break his nose ;D ;D
She looked at me rather strange and said "you wouldn't have that problem, cause your Massive" ;) ;D

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« Reply #34 on: 05 November 2007, 22:51:59 »
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One good swift kick to those nuts and it would all be over!! :P

It certainly would! Gallons of it ;D
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Re: Nag's Head on Monday
« Reply #35 on: 05 November 2007, 22:53:37 »
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Just had to explain to Mrs. Loo-knee why I posted that reply to Mr. Elite Pete......

I said well Mrs.Elite Pete said about Pete that if he ran into a wall with a touch on he would break his nose ;D ;D
She looked at me rather strange and said "you wouldn't have that problem, cause your Massive" ;) ;D

Yeah but only because I stood on my touch on and went head first into the wall, honest :-[ ;D
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« Reply #36 on: 05 November 2007, 22:55:03 »
That picture reminds me...

This chap wants to cross the Sahara by camel. He goes to the camel hire place (as you do) and explains his intentions. The conversation goes like this:

“Well you can have a camel, but you’ll need to stop at an oasis every six hours so the camel can take on water. For an extra charge, though you can also hire these two bricks”

“Why would I want those?”

“Well, when the camel is at an oasis you hold a brick in each had, go behind the camel and suddenly squash its nuts between them. That way the camel, suddenly inhales and takes on enough water to go twice the normal distance.”

“That’s horrible, smashing those two bricks together must cause terrible pain”





“Nah, as long as you remember to keep your thumbs out of the way.”



I’ll get my coat.  :(
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« Reply #37 on: 05 November 2007, 23:24:37 »
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That picture reminds me...

This chap wants to cross the Sahara by camel. He goes to the camel hire place (as you do) and explains his intentions. The conversation goes like this:

“Well you can have a camel, but you’ll need to stop at an oasis every six hours so the camel can take on water. For an extra charge, though you can also hire these two bricks”

“Why would I want those?”

“Well, when the camel is at an oasis you hold a brick in each had, go behind the camel and suddenly squash its nuts between them. That way the camel, suddenly inhales and takes on enough water to go twice the normal distance.”

“That’s horrible, smashing those two bricks together must cause terrible pain”





“Nah, as long as you remember to keep your thumbs out of the way.”



I’ll get my coat.  :(

 ;D ;D
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« Reply #38 on: 05 November 2007, 23:45:00 »
One for the road, anyone?
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« Reply #39 on: 05 November 2007, 23:50:14 »
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One for the road, anyone?

I will have a Bass please Nickbat  ::)
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« Reply #40 on: 05 November 2007, 23:54:51 »
No worries, mate.  :y

BTW, sorry about the noise tonight. Got a chap in called Golfbuddy to do the live music, but between you and me, I think he needs to practice.  ;) ;D
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« Reply #41 on: 05 November 2007, 23:55:41 »
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No worries, mate.  :y

BTW, sorry about the noise tonight. Got a chap in called Golfbuddy to do the live music, but between you and me, I think he needs to practice.  ;) ;D

Speak up i have ear plugs in  ;)
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« Reply #42 on: 05 November 2007, 23:56:44 »
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No worries, mate.  :y

BTW, sorry about the noise tonight. Got a chap in called Golfbuddy to do the live music, but between you and me, I think he needs to practice.  ;) ;D

Was that live ???  new definition required methinks .. :(
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« Reply #43 on: 05 November 2007, 23:57:31 »
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No worries, mate.  :y

BTW, sorry about the noise tonight. Got a chap in called Golfbuddy to do the live music, but between you and me, I think he needs to practice.  ;) ;D

Speak up i have ear plugs in  ;)


Sounds like a depressed Leonard Cohen.  ::)

Quick, phone the Samaritans!  :(
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« Reply #44 on: 05 November 2007, 23:58:24 »
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No worries, mate.  :y

BTW, sorry about the noise tonight. Got a chap in called Golfbuddy to do the live music, but between you and me, I think he needs to practice.  ;) ;D

Speak up i have ear plugs in  ;)


Sounds like a depressed Leonard Cohen.  ::)

Quick, phone the Samaritans!  :(
They wont answer they have heard him too  :D
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