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« Reply #15 on: 06 November 2007, 12:08:45 »
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My conkers are tingling just thinking about it....

I'll get Mrs DTM warned that if you ask for a game on conkers tonight, what she will be in for  ;D
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« Reply #16 on: 06 November 2007, 14:18:58 »
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You will have to install a couple of golf tee's on the front of your drivers seat ;)

Fore!!!!!!  :o

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« Reply #17 on: 06 November 2007, 14:22:27 »
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You will have to install a couple of golf tee's on the front of your drivers seat ;)

Fore!!!!!!  :o

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;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #18 on: 06 November 2007, 14:28:07 »
stop making me laugh  :'(
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« Reply #19 on: 06 November 2007, 14:40:03 »
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stop making me laugh  :'(

I recall some years ago when we lived in the old house, the neighbours had a samoid (dog) which was a bit lively. After it tried to shag the cat for the third time and also took a liking to a sleeping swan they decided to have it 'done'.

I remember seeing the poor thing that evening, it took it a good 5 minutes to sit down and the facial expressions were a classic.

Sound familiar...... ::)
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« Reply #20 on: 06 November 2007, 14:45:44 »
What I want to know is this. When you sit on the toilet to drop the kids off at the pool, are the bruised crown jewels inside the rim or out and if as I suspect they are outside what are you doing about the wee wee? ::)
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« Reply #21 on: 06 November 2007, 14:48:12 »
looking on the bright side you can sit on here all day with you feet up lol :o :o :o :y
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« Reply #22 on: 06 November 2007, 14:52:54 »
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What I want to know is this. When you sit on the toilet to drop the kids off at the pool, are the bruised crown jewels inside the rim or out and if as I suspect they are outside what are you doing about the wee wee? ::)

Been going for the sit as far back as possible technique, all in the rim.

Was nervous though
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« Reply #23 on: 06 November 2007, 14:55:20 »
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What I want to know is this. When you sit on the toilet to drop the kids off at the pool, are the bruised crown jewels inside the rim or out and if as I suspect they are outside what are you doing about the wee wee? ::)

Been going for the sit as far back as possible technique, all in the rim.

Was nervous though

Ahhhhh the soothing coolness of porcelain ;)
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« Reply #24 on: 06 November 2007, 14:55:32 »
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What I want to know is this. When you sit on the toilet to drop the kids off at the pool, are the bruised crown jewels inside the rim or out and if as I suspect they are outside what are you doing about the wee wee? ::)

Cool.....no, cold porcelain on me poor nadgers...oh, yes...yes. ;D
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« Reply #25 on: 06 November 2007, 14:56:32 »
Same thought, same time Pete.......spooky :o
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« Reply #26 on: 06 November 2007, 14:58:35 »
Have you been neutered as well Steve ;D
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« Reply #27 on: 06 November 2007, 15:04:30 »
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Have you been neutered as well Steve ;D

No need mate. As Winston Churchill omce said "A dead bird never flies the nest" ;D
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