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« on: 26 November 2007, 23:18:27 »
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He was quiet today, subdued not himself. Something was wrong, he hasn't kissed me all night. Not even looked in my direction. I think it must be another woman. I went to bed and cried. He followed me up later, we cuddled up together, I stroked his hair, he lay still. Eventually we made love and fell asleep in each others arms.

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England lost again today F***in gutted, got a shag though!
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Re: joke
« Reply #1 on: 26 November 2007, 23:22:27 »
 :)If you got your leg over everytime England lost....................................... 8-)
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« Reply #2 on: 27 November 2007, 16:31:22 »
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:)If you got your leg over everytime England lost....................................... 8-)

a mate of mine has 5 kids... i wonder if...
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« Reply #3 on: 27 November 2007, 16:45:17 »
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:)If you got your leg over everytime England lost....................................... 8-)

a mate of mine has 5 kids... i wonder if...
Nah England have lost loads more times than that. ;D
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