Bob and Larry
Two mates, Bob and Larry, are getting very drunk at a pub when suddenly
Larry throws up all over himself.
"Oh, no... Now my wife will kill me!"
Bob says, "Don't worry, pal. Just tuck a twenty in your breast pocket and
tell your wife that someone threw up on you and gave you twenty quid for
the dry cleaning bill."
So they stay for another couple of hours and get even drunker.
Eventually Larry stumbles home and his wife starts to give him a bad time.
"You reek of alcohol and you've puked all over yourself! My God, you're
disgusting!"
Speaking very carefully so as not to slur his words, Larry says,
"Nowainaminit, I can e'splain everythin. Itsh snot wha jewthink. I only had
a cupla drrrinks But thiss other guy got ssick on me...hehad one too many
and he juss koudin hold hizz liquor He said hes was verrry sorry an' gave me
twennie quid for the cleaning bill!"
His wife looks in the breast pocket and says, "But this is forty quid.."
"Oh, yeah... I almos' fergot, he shhhit in my pants, too."
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