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[Revokev]

I have a dead dyson(motor) ,but I will get one of ebay for about £15 sometime,I bought swmbo a cyclonic Vax as a stopgap for £40,It was 1/2 price from amazon, and she prefers it,and if it lasts a yearand blows up I'll buy her another one,
Generous or what  
  ;DFor Christmas I'm getting her a new iron  
That was a joke
DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES BUY DOMESTIC APPLIANCES AS GIFTS

[MikeDundee]

I have a dead dyson(motor) ,but I will get one of ebay for about £15 sometime,I bought swmbo a cyclonic Vax as a stopgap for £40,It was 1/2 price from amazon, and she prefers it,and if it lasts a yearand blows up I'll buy her another one,
Generous or what  
  ;DFor Christmas I'm getting her a new iron  
That was a joke
DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES BUY DOMESTIC APPLIANCES AS GIFTS

 Do what I do, we don't have an iron, all our clothes are stuck under the bed, next morning they come out great

[cem_devecioglu]

DAMN FEW AND THEY'RE A' DEID!.............. ........Read on...............

The average Englishmen in the house he calls castle, slips into his national costume - a shabby raincoat - patented by Chemist Charles Macintosh from Glasgow, Scotland.
In route to his office he strides along the English lane, surfaced by John Macadam of Ayr, Scotland.
He drives an English car fitted with tyres invented by John Boyd Dunlop, Veterinary Surgeon of Dreghorn, Scotland.
At the office he receives the mail bearing adhesive stamps invented by John Chalmers, Bookseller and Printer of Dundee, Scotland.

During the day he uses the telephone invented by Alexandar Graham Bell born in Scotland. At home in the evening his daughter pedals her bicycle invented by Kirkpatrick Macmillan, Blacksmith of Thornhill, Dumfrieshire, Scotland.
He watches the news on T.V. an invention of John Logie Baird of Helensburgh, Scotland and hears an item about the U.S. Navy founded by John Paul Jones of Kirkbean, Scotland.

Nowhere can an Englishmen turn to escape the ingenuity of the Scots.

He has by now been reminded too much of Scotland and in desperation he picks up the Bible, only to findthat the first man mentioned in the good book is a Scot - King James VI - who authorised its translation.
He could take to drink but the scots make the best in the world.He could take a rifle and end it all but the breech-loading rifle was invented by Captain Patrick Ferguson of Pitfours, Scotland.

If he escaped death, he could find himself on an operating table injected with Penicillin, discovered by Sir Alexander Fleming of Darvel, Scotland and given Chloroform, an anaesthetic discovered by Sir James Young Simpson, Obstetrician and Gynaecologist of Bathgate, Scotland.
Out of anaesthetic he would find no comfort in learning that he was as safe as the Bank of England founded by William Paterson of Dumfries, Scotland.

Perhaps his only remaining hope would be to get a transfusion of guid Scottish blood which would entitle him to ask -

wha's like us?

  .................apparantely someone else invented the Mince Pie
 

Not if you live in Ireland

Obviously not .....nevertheless the best single malt whiskys' come from Scotland

my number one is "CHIVAS REGAL" ..

[cem_devecioglu]

How about a £ 500 for a dyson cleaning machine..This is the price here  

With that money I can buy  a mega in UK  

[MikeDundee]

DAMN FEW AND THEY'RE A' DEID!.............. ........Read on...............

The average Englishmen in the house he calls castle, slips into his national costume - a shabby raincoat - patented by Chemist Charles Macintosh from Glasgow, Scotland.
In route to his office he strides along the English lane, surfaced by John Macadam of Ayr, Scotland.
He drives an English car fitted with tyres invented by John Boyd Dunlop, Veterinary Surgeon of Dreghorn, Scotland.
At the office he receives the mail bearing adhesive stamps invented by John Chalmers, Bookseller and Printer of Dundee, Scotland.

During the day he uses the telephone invented by Alexandar Graham Bell born in Scotland. At home in the evening his daughter pedals her bicycle invented by Kirkpatrick Macmillan, Blacksmith of Thornhill, Dumfrieshire, Scotland.
He watches the news on T.V. an invention of John Logie Baird of Helensburgh, Scotland and hears an item about the U.S. Navy founded by John Paul Jones of Kirkbean, Scotland.

Nowhere can an Englishmen turn to escape the ingenuity of the Scots.

He has by now been reminded too much of Scotland and in desperation he picks up the Bible, only to findthat the first man mentioned in the good book is a Scot - King James VI - who authorised its translation.
He could take to drink but the scots make the best in the world.He could take a rifle and end it all but the breech-loading rifle was invented by Captain Patrick Ferguson of Pitfours, Scotland.

If he escaped death, he could find himself on an operating table injected with Penicillin, discovered by Sir Alexander Fleming of Darvel, Scotland and given Chloroform, an anaesthetic discovered by Sir James Young Simpson, Obstetrician and Gynaecologist of Bathgate, Scotland.
Out of anaesthetic he would find no comfort in learning that he was as safe as the Bank of England founded by William Paterson of Dumfries, Scotland.

Perhaps his only remaining hope would be to get a transfusion of guid Scottish blood which would entitle him to ask -

wha's like us?

  .................apparantely someone else invented the Mince Pie
 

Not if you live in Ireland

Obviously not .....nevertheless the best single malt whiskys' come from Scotland

my number one is "CHIVAS REGAL" ..

lovely whisky , got any spare you can send me for chrimbo

[Revokev]

Dyson Animal(high spec) for about £160 + P&P on ebay even if postage was £60 to Turkey,this still less than half price for you(local taxes to be taken into account)

[Kevin Wood]

I have a dead dyson(motor) ,but I will get one of ebay for about £15 sometime,I bought swmbo a cyclonic Vax as a stopgap for £40,It was 1/2 price from amazon, and she prefers it,and if it lasts a yearand blows up I'll buy her another one,
Generous or what  
  ;DFor Christmas I'm getting her a new iron  
That was a joke
DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES BUY DOMESTIC APPLIANCES AS GIFTS

Mrs. KW saw the foot spas in John Lewis the other day and informed me that if I ever buy her one she's off. So, that's my exit strategy sorted should I ever need it.

Kevin

[cem_devecioglu]

Dyson Animal(high spec) for about £160 + P&P on ebay even if postage was £60 to Turkey,this still less than half price for you(local taxes to be taken into account)

I got an idea.How about giving up for programming..And start trading between UK and here ..

seem to be profitable  

[hotel21]

Chivas Regal is a blend, not a malt.....  

http://www.chivasregal.com/Document.aspx?sectionid=2&subsectionid=91&documentid=151&languageid=1&siteid=1&contenttype=0&contentid=0